Naked man shot dead by police as he chewed another man's face off
The moment police shot a naked man to death as he reportedly chewed the face off another man has been caught on CCTV.
Police shot the man thinking it would end the attack, but the aggressor continued to bite his victim prompting authorities to fire at least half a dozen shots until he died.
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I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
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IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
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JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
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LOki
also, dog jamming
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LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
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While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
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Where is this LS script?
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If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
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@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
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Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
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I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
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By a state or two.
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Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Depression Part Two
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU




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"But, Officer...He done mosta 8=ball and den sneezed it, and den he jus' died...I couldn'a wasted it, Y'll know?"
We really don't want to know the truth, do we?
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:(
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Just from reading the headline, I was thinking...and I wouldn't wanna besmirch anybody's good name or anything...but I was thinking...maybe...he might have been under the influence of something?
Just thinking out loud here.
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Another magnificently Floridian crime.
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meeping cops
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They think he was on some sort of new LSD.
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It was probably PCP.
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"Police believe the attacker was likely overdosing on a new potent form of LSD"
-There is no such thing.
What's happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it's indicative of this excited delirium that's caused by overdose of drugs," said Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police. "What's happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive."
-There are a lot of really nasty drugs out there, but I am not aware of any that cause your "organs" to be "burning up alive".
I know the job of local law enforcement has never attracted a lot of intellectual types, but you'd think they'd have someone with at least half of a brain
who could assemble facts and relate them to the press.
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i cant believe you retards don't know a zombie when you read about one. HE WAS EATING HIS GODDAM FACE, looked up GROWLED, took SEVERAL SHOTS to put the fuker down.
Z O M B I E
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probably psychotic. did they think to explore that factor? meeped in the head!
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Can't people celebrate Memorial Day like our ancestors did? Fox News is going to have a field day.
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You know, this is exactly how the beginning of the zombie apocalypse WOULD be reported.
If the body disappears from the county morgue, I'm moving to the mountains.
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I've been watching The Walking Dead lately, so this makes me happy.
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^ +++
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to the bunkers! to the bunkers!! load the shotguns!! zombie apocalypse is here! and they said it would never come!!
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@godevillivedog
godevillivedog knows what he's talkin 'bout son...
srsly... new potent form of LSD? Organs burning up alive? It makes no sense and they have no proof. It's along the lines of the old horsemeep you used to hear about strychnine in LSD is what makes your back sore.
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if i remember correctly, doesn't florida have some official plan they made in the event of a zombie apocalypse?