MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing

At last- no more pounding the meep out of the bottle.

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  • graycube
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Why are they wearing safety goggles to pour ketchup? Are they that afraid of getting some in their eyes? Should we wear safety goggles at home when putting condiments on our hot dogs?

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I mean after all they are from MIT so they are smarter than me. Maybe they know something I don't!

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it seems as though these MIT people aren't taking into consideration the slower moving condiments, like syrup or honey.

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Of course, they could just stop making ketchup so meeping thick, but we have been programmed from birth to equate thick with good when it comes to ketchup for some reason. A company could put out the best tasting ketchup ever known to man, but it wouldn't have a chance on the market unless they added a bunch of meep to make it so thick it was almost impossible to get out of the bottle. Stupid humans....

Heinz will hate this stuff.

How much are their sales going to drop when we don't throw half the stuff away every time 'cos we can't get it out of the bottle?

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