Few words, lots of surprise - and no clothes.

If she had just gone topless she would have been legal.

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  • sunny77

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"While the defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom to be fully liberated by walking nude into Stewart's and Curtis Lumber, this alleged conduct is actually a crime under the penal law," said Murphy in a statement. "Surprisingly, mental health found no psychiatric issues whatsoever."

unsurprisingly, it is automatically assumed that she is meeped in the head for livin' free and naked

I think it's odd that the bible-thumpers freak out at this sort of thing when apparently their god was content to let them stay nude and even got all pissy and threw them out of his garden when they started covering themselves.

  • sunny77

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that's not exactly the reason he threw them out of the garden, spanky...

  • MstrLance

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BIBLICAL SMACKDOWN

Alright, you two: let's hear your verse numbers.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=tA1jJ8jvRkw

http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=tA1jJ8jvRkw

Okay;
Too retarded to figure this out.
Somebody help?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DtA1jJ8jvRkw&feature=player_embedded&v=tA1jJ8jvRkw&gl=US

Maybe if I delete the pound sign..

Well... nakedness leads to stimulation, and stimulation leads to fornication, and fornication leads to groans and spewtum.

Do you want the children to be playing around sperm-drenched lawns and hear the echoes of wild, humanimals meeping?

  • JohnLenin

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At least she was kosher and cool about it.

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