Born Again? Relax - It's just Brain Atrophy

Significantly greater hippocampal atrophy was observed for participants reporting a life-changing religious experience.

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  • sunny77
  • May15 '12

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someone has something happen to make them religious? they're just meeped in the head

If we can increase government sponsored medicine enough, we'll be able to institute a system that identifies these religion prone people at an early age and get them the therapy they deserve.

^ which is exactly why we'll never be able to increase government sponsored medicine (or adequate education).

I know its a rash generalization, but I often wonder if the republican party fights public education for this exact reason. They'd be putting themselves out of business if people actually had the ability to figure out what they are having done to them.

  • sunny77
  • May17 '12

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oh lord

I have known a few born-agains, and most of them had meeped-up stories before their revival (drug abuse, prostitution), so their "transformation" could just be a relief from their tortured past, for which I'm happy for them... but, they all have this tranced Zombie persona to them... like a disconnected feeling. And not a wise, Zen Buddha or Jedi Master state, but more of someone that has checked out of the game and is just watching from the sidelines. Oh, and they also have tons of meeping children, as if their meeps and vags are in constant commerce.

If I needed a mindless army to control, much like the Republicans do so masterfully, these meepers would be at the top of my list.

Jump on that God-less grenade! It wants to infect your soul! They would swallow it without questioning me.

  • pete56
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