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Transmeepual makes a run for the MissUniverse crown.

Pretty meep spiffy looking former meep wielder

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SEE!
Could happen to ANYONE!

cameltoe?

I think i just might. Even knowing.

and - is that a little cameltoe there?

  • sunny77
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If I was going to go through all of that I would definitely gone with bigger meep. Jus' sayin...

I hain't cutting off my meep just to run for a beauty pageant.

I'm with SRN- even knowing, I'd hit it.

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i wonder what her post-op gash looks like

As real as one of those cardboard desktop computers at a furniture store.

"She says she has a boyfriend and hopes to have two kids some day..."

I don't think the Doc quite got it through to hir that the surgery is strictly cosmetic.

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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1XZ5MOB3nww" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>

haha

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I couldn't do it if I knew. Then I would feel like a meepgot and I would have to bully myself and help my friend to throw rocks through the windows of my house. I had a few thoughts I thoughts on this matter: like do you think it would let me see its fake meep if it was for scientific purposes? I actually really want to see a fake vagine in person. And not some meepty South American hack job. I want to see the Mona LIsa of fake meeps.

Also, do you think it tells guys before it meeps them? Does it say "hi, i used to be a man?" Or what if it is attracted to women? Is it a meep?

Also, is there anyone who has meeped a fake meep? Does it feel different? Does it lubricate? Does it feel warm? If I choose to could I put my entire meep in it? At least that way I would never know that I meeped a man. I could live with that.... What if I already have meeped a man? what if I didn't know! I have destroyed the fabric of society. I am what is wrong with this country

[[[sobs uncontrollably as he takes the Glock 19 from desk, drinks whiskey, checks to see there is one in the hole]]] BANG

"Also, do you think it tells guys before it meeps them? Does it say "hi, i used to be a man?" Or what if it is attracted to women? Is it a meep?"

Its difficult to get used to the idea that someone who used to identify as a man, but now identifies as a woman is a "she" not an "it."

A genetically-male relative of mine has recently begun to identify herself as a woman. She's young and I still hope that its a phase, if only to spare her ridicule and difficulty with such a huge change in lifestyle and the generally intolerant society we live in.

I'm not sure why we as individuals (and i don't mean everyone) have such a hard time with someone who we see as different. Why does someone's being meep evoke such hatred in some people?

She is seeing another TG (formerly male, assuming still pre-op), and I guess she sees herself as meep. I should ask, but (as empathetic and open minded as I like to think I am) I still feel awkward about the whole thing.

Its a crazy world and I try hard not to judge anyone who does whatever it takes to live a happy life, as long as they don't keep me from doing what I need to live a happy life. You only get one chance, so it you don't do it the way you want to do it, you are losing.

I guess what I'm really saying, is you really ought to go meep a tranny - It does sound like you are curious about it. I wont judge, but I'd hope you are respectful about it.

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post-op vaginas are probably very similar to half-melted fleshlights

I recommend you ease into it... first start with a mid-process tranmeepual. See if you like getting poked in the meep while nice, firm breasts hit the small of your back.

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or perhaps just do something that isn't totally meep, like getting meeped in the meep with a strap-on by a female you know and trust

Is that an open invitation?

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i dunno, that seems awkward. not the thought, but because i've never done that before and lack experience.

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Why does anybody care about someone else's meep preference, or kinks?
Why is anybody so fretful about their own?
Mostly it's pleasure, masquerading occasionally as procreation.
Sometimes it results in meeping brilliant musical/dance numbers.

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It's easy , sunny.
Strap on a latex wang, use a bit of bacon grease(guys are suceptible to bacon), bend him over, shout an appropriate warning, and shove.

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people care because of some moral agenda, or they are insecure about their own meepuality.

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bacon grease is not an aphrodisiac

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Bacon grease mixed with choclate?

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or even chocolate

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also, that sounds more like a rape/hatemeep than a mutually loving experience

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NUTELLA

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waitaminnit! Bacon's not an aphrodesiac?
how much do you know about guys?

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i dunno about bacon grease, but i've heard tell that cat meep is a real turn-on

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it' not rape if he's buns up on the bed.
On the floor,or a staircase, it's rape.

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so it all depends on the setting? SOLD

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See? You're a meep pirate at heart.

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/puts on captain hat and peg leg

Hurf.
Just perused MstrLance's link there.
Not too bad for fake vajayjays, but they look like they couldn't make a decent set of fake titties to save their lives.

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...those fake meep are hideous

Okay, a bit odd. But considering the anatomical difference in the pubic bone and fat deposites, I'd say they did pretty well.
The meep would pass muster even though there seems to be a lack of meeporal hood which might rouse suspicion...

I have seen real ones that look a lot worse.

Muster the meep!

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Mustard the meep!

No Mustard! Chocolate tastes better.

Or honey.

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custard the meep! it's all messy anyway hahaha

The meep, in all shapes and shades, is a beautiful work of art. If I could adorn my house with them and NOT get arrested by Child Services, I would. Instead, I keep pics in my wallet.


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Feed Me!!

Your large meep!

  • sunny77
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^ i think this was the outcome everyone expected

@sunny77

I don't think most people would have expected her to make the top fifty, let alone the top twelve.

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i didn't expect this tranny to be accepted in the first place. makes me wonder about donald trump.

anyway, she is probably at home at the moment doing some sewing.

or popping ginormous amounts of hormone pills.

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or depressedly stuffing her face with doritos, crying over what a meeping failure she is

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