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  • pete56
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Life found on Mars. NASA kills it.

Boiled it like a a bunch of teeny lobsters.

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I'm 99% sure Biologist Joseph Miller is full of meep.

  • BeachGoat
  • Apr15 '12

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What is it about folks named "Joseph"? Wasn't that Mormon guy one of them, too? And Ol' Jeebus' Dad..."Hey, I didn't meep her, must have been God!".

This story smells like troll bait.

I did think it was stupid when they sent that last lab mission. It fired retrorockets to land on the surface then proceeds to take samples of the freshly sanitized soil looking for signs of life.

Eh how in the meep is trace amounts of CO2 evidence of life? Mars' atmosphere is CO2, there is frozen CO2 right under the surface, wouldn't it make sense for them to find CO2 in their readings? There is no difference between inorganic and organically produced CO2 so how the meep this miller guy determined it was microbial is fuzzy to me. Also wouldn't it make more sense for any Martian microbes to be carbon breathing and photosynthetic considering the abundance of CO2 and complete lack of O2?

Martians don't need O2

  • MstrLance
  • Apr17 '12

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Or credibility.

  • pete56
  • Apr18 '12

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Mostly,Mars needs women.

  • MstrLance
  • Apr20 '12

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Specifically, moms.

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