DIY coffins

Build your own before you go.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

BeachGoat

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LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat

  • Apr13 '12

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Used to be the only way to go.

  • sunny77

  • Apr14 '12

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negative and depressing

Mine would be crooked with loose fitting joints. My wood-working teacher would shake his head in disapproval, much like everything I produced in his class.

Personally, I'd prefer a cardboard box. I want to feed the worms, not lay there and dessicate.

  • BeachGoat

  • Apr16 '12

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BBQ for me!

Coffin-shaped barbecue?
Cooking in an undertaker outfit(top hat, tails)
Hmmm...

F#CK.
Why the meep do all the really good ideas come along when I'm already busy as sh#t?!
Somebody else please take this idea and run with it this time.

  • graycube

  • Apr16 '12

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I've been practicing my stone carving skills for several years. Since I started I've been threatening that I was eventually going to carve my own tombstone (leaving the end date to be filled in by someone else). No one except you will see the coffin you build after a couple of days, but the tombstone could last a long time...

I'm going to bronze my body, while still barely alive, then have my family place it on my lawn. That will freak out the neighbors.

Are you going to leave a hole to meep out of?

  • BeachGoat

  • Apr20 '12

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I always prefer the diamond cut. More Legosi.

I assume the bronzing process will kill me right away or I will rot of infection from the fourth degree burns. It will hurt, but just imagine the final product.

@spankerchief

WTF is that some kind of magicians box or a coffin with an escape hatch?

Picture a truck pulling up to the coastline.
Four guys get out and drop the tailgate.
There's a coffin inside.
They take up the traditional pall-bearers positions and slowly march the coffin onto the beach.
They stop and one swivels legs down from the bottom of the box and they set it down.
Suddenly one guy casually lifts the lid, sprays lighter fluid into the coffin and sets the inside on fire.

Then you notice the steaks.

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HOBO
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pete56
LINK: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
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LOki
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: tesco: Math is not+
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
tesco
on WE ARE STAR PEOPLE: Scientific proof we were created by aliens.: OK I concede. Math+
tesco
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LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
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StartRecor+
LINK: Adios Ray Manzarek
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
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Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
freakmachi+
LINK: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
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LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
LOki
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spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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LINK: Interview With Charlie Watts
HOBO
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StartRecor+
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