DIY coffins

Build your own before you go.

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  • BeachGoat
  • Apr13 '12

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Used to be the only way to go.

  • sunny77
  • Apr14 '12

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negative and depressing

Mine would be crooked with loose fitting joints. My wood-working teacher would shake his head in disapproval, much like everything I produced in his class.

Personally, I'd prefer a cardboard box. I want to feed the worms, not lay there and dessicate.

  • BeachGoat
  • Apr16 '12

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BBQ for me!

Coffin-shaped barbecue?
Cooking in an undertaker outfit(top hat, tails)
Hmmm...

F#CK.
Why the meep do all the really good ideas come along when I'm already busy as sh#t?!
Somebody else please take this idea and run with it this time.

  • graycube
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I've been practicing my stone carving skills for several years. Since I started I've been threatening that I was eventually going to carve my own tombstone (leaving the end date to be filled in by someone else). No one except you will see the coffin you build after a couple of days, but the tombstone could last a long time...

I'm going to bronze my body, while still barely alive, then have my family place it on my lawn. That will freak out the neighbors.

Are you going to leave a hole to meep out of?

  • BeachGoat
  • Apr20 '12

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I always prefer the diamond cut. More Legosi.

I assume the bronzing process will kill me right away or I will rot of infection from the fourth degree burns. It will hurt, but just imagine the final product.

@spankerchief

WTF is that some kind of magicians box or a coffin with an escape hatch?

Picture a truck pulling up to the coastline.
Four guys get out and drop the tailgate.
There's a coffin inside.
They take up the traditional pall-bearers positions and slowly march the coffin onto the beach.
They stop and one swivels legs down from the bottom of the box and they set it down.
Suddenly one guy casually lifts the lid, sprays lighter fluid into the coffin and sets the inside on fire.

Then you notice the steaks.

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