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  • Pepper
  • Apr11 '12
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Artist Thomas Kinkade DED at 54

Painter of Light Fades into Black....

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

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LORDKAHUNA

  • sunny77
  • Apr07 '12

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!

You missed by 4 hrs and 43 mins.

Being scooped should cost rads, in minutes. (60 * 4) + 43 = 283.

This was actually the first link to this in the AQ.
The other one was scooped, not this.

Bullmeep.

http://www.linkswarm.com/alpha_queue/ is publicly viewable and i saw that my entry was first.

You got over voted, but for your efforts, I am sending you a Kinkade painting of my dogs meep - illuminated with both natural and black light. It will look good over your breakfast nook.

dude, i SAW that i was first. Thanks for the gift tho... i'll hang it next to the one of your mom.

The one of her blowing a horse or the one where she is meepting in your Grandmother's mouth while your Mom is tounging my meep?

They are very similar in color palettes, so look carefully.

hang on, lemme check...

@Crapalicious

Mate, I had both in my AQ, and checked the time-stamp to decide which was first and therefore deserved my vote. It was not yours.

The AQ is not always the same for every Alpha. Not all links get to all of us.

Not all Alphas are equal. There are prime Alphas, like Dragonstaff over there. Then there are Beta Alphas... all the way up to zeta alphas. I'm not sure how one gets into a different class, but it probably has something to do with their loose sphincter or moist lips.

  • BeachGoat
  • Apr12 '12

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To the best of my memory, when Rosie posted the link, the other one was already up there. Hope this calms the waters.

When I calculated the difference I'm pretty sure I subtracted the smaller number from the larger and gave condolences to the smaller.
I really don't see the earth shattering importance of it. It's all in good fun. Isn't it?

If it's about the rads I will be happy to donate a couple thousand of them for a competition between Rosie and Crapalicious.
I suggest Jello wrestling. In their respective underwear. Winner take all. The sight of Mrs. Goat all slicked up in her dainty's
holding Crapalicious in a full-Nelson would be well worth the rads.

  • BeachGoat
  • Apr13 '12

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You ain't seen nothin' until you've seen a woman with double jointed hips in a jello wrestling match.

It is well worth getting pinned....I've been on the mat 20 years.

  • Pepper
  • Apr13 '12

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Wow, it appears I caused a small meepstorm here, inadvertently. Not my intention, really! I'd take some free rads, but the Jello thing ain't happening...Jello contains cow toenails and horse hooves, so I won't even eat it, much less wrestle in it. Perhaps we could have a drinking contest instead?

Lols

Sounds like someone is shooting for Special Olympics gold.

I dunno about that, I just wanna see some luscious curves moving around inside underwear.

  • BeachGoat
  • Apr13 '12

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You do realize we're in our 50's, right?

  • BeachGoat
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There isn't anything wrong with that, mind you...

Jebus H. Key-Ryest people, since when did the 'Swarm become so meeping nice? This meep has devolved into a godamned lovefest. Can't we all just go back to snide comments tearing each other down and belittling each other? It was much more comfortable.

  • sunny77
  • Apr14 '12

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no, we can't

Crapalicky.... you can suck my sweaty ball sack and fist yourself before I ever belittle you for being a fish meeper. No go back to jerking off your young cousins. Have a nice day.

Ahhh, that's more like it.

Also, I looked for that picture, but it's gone missing. I suspect your grandparents sold it for a slice of fatback and a 40oz.

My grandparents made millions off of snuff porn and human trafficking (back when it was more socially acceptable), so I don't think they took it.

Perhaps it was your sis, who needed to get that Hepatitis test. Blowing all those junkies is sure hazardous.

Sincerely, with love & kisses & a solid reach-around,
BigD

uh, sure... so.... actually, to clear up any lingering confusion they may have left you with. It wasn't millions, it was some rancid pig flesh and flat, room-temperature malt liquor.

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