Man eats nothing but Easter candy for three solid days

I am so totally making "Grilled Peeps" for Easter dinner this year.

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hope he enjoys his diabeetus

Rookie. Sheet, when I was 10 I would eat nothing buy Easter candy for a week. Two weeks after Halloween.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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By Halloween that easter candy is good and crunchy.

That's nothing.
I know an old lady who hands out ribbon candy.

Imagine a wavy mint-flavored ribbon of pulled sugar that sticks to your teeth enough to pull crowns right the meep off and/or shatters into gum-lacerating shards when you try to bite off a piece.

That same b#tch does peanut brittle.
Pretty damned confident she has family in the dentistry business.

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i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
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