In Arizona,a bunch of Swarmers would end up in jail.

Use a space after a comma, pickles.

I WILL RAPE YOU WITH FIRE.
Ticket me b#tch.

Invent FIRE meep?
YES
NO

I think I know where we could get a greazy Mexican meep to use.

In many counties, most swarmers would be executed.

When someone asks where I live, I'm gonna start saying "Florida" to avoid some embarrassment.

Florida still has the most hilarious crimes.
Arizona is top of the heap on fascist law and lawmakers (since the Klan halted public lynchings in the South.)

The Secret Order of Swarmers requires its members to eat kidneys from live children. This is a requirement of our religion, so we are beyond persecution by the state.

Reading over the cited proposed statute makes me wonder if the legislators writing and supporting this bill ever heard of the US Constitution. Arizona is becoming the bastion for the final gasp of old Americans... soon they will be dead and America will be better off.

When I looked at the statue I read that pretty much anybody, at any time, could be locked up based on this statue. Convenient for rounding up the rabble and usual suspects, at the least. Basically if you have ever shown any strong emotion on a phone call, in an email, text, video you are guilty. For that matter, if you are caught on a security camera somewhere showing some leg, you could be guilty.

When I looked at the statue I read that pretty much anybody, at any time, could be locked up based on this statue. Convenient for rounding up the rabble and usual suspects, at the least. Basically if you have ever shown any strong emotion on a phone call, in an email, text, video you are guilty. For that matter, if you are caught on a security camera somewhere showing some leg, you could be guilty.

When I looked at the statue I read that pretty much anybody, at any time, could be locked up based on this statue. Convenient for rounding up the rabble and usual suspects, at the least. Basically if you have ever shown any strong emotion on a phone call, in an email, text, video you are guilty. For that matter, if you are caught on a security camera somewhere showing some leg, you could be guilty.

Gah - triple posted. sorry about that.

That would get you locked up by the Linkswarm police.

This LS 2.0 loves dubble meep nibble posting. Hate it, hate it, hate it.

Don't look at the statue.

In Az. the statue would be incarcerated for it's nakedness, and anybody caught looking at it would be forced at gunpoint to gouge their eyes out.

-with a flaming iron strap-on.

only in christian, conservative, communist arizona

@spankerchief

Invent FIRE meep? YES NO

YES.

^

Workin' on it.

Flaming Brass Ticklers...that'd work!

I bet it would prevent STD's.

...and back-talk.

Also sears in the juicy goodness!

I would suppose this device would require a bit of a trimmed bush to prevent flash fires.

Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.

Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.

I should mention that the idea of explosively flammable gasses being brought in close proximity to one's nether regions will give even a hardened viking pause for thought.

Metal meep Art - The Nouveau Rich's Next Obsession