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  • Mar18 '12
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Woman Used Chainsaw To Commit Suicide

Did I mention she used A CHAINSAW?

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  • MstrLance
  • Mar16 '12

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That reporter look awfully happy about it.

  • sunny77
  • Mar16 '12

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somehow this would be better if it was in texas

I'm actually tearing up at the badassery...
How close do you suppose she got to completely severing her own head?

  • sunny77
  • Mar17 '12

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let's solve this mystery at once!

Seems like it would be kind of difficult with a 24 inch bar or longer. Sure would make a mess.

I really admire her moxie.

However, putting a little more time into engineering the whole shebang and she could have could have had the complete decapitation, or maybe even go for the gold and opened her whole gut cavity.

  • bobacus
  • Mar18 '12

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http://www.wilx.com/breakroom/headlines/9743997.html

  • BeachGoat
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It makes me think of a caption from one of my Dad's forensic cop books..."The repeated marks, typical of a hatchet suicide..", with the proper B&W Graphic Photo.

I would imagine she had a couple of grazers, 'cause that's how folks are.

At least if you're serious, it's pretty quick. NSFW

  • BeachGoat
  • Mar19 '12

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Not the same as self inflicted...from what I've read/been told by people in the business, hesitation marks are almost inevitable. Self-infliction makes your limbs bounce, if nothing else, and there is obvious "skipping" that is not usually present in a homicide. Someone has to be near the point of lack of physical control to cut their own throat in a single try with a chainsaw. Hard, steady, straight, five or more seconds. Reflexes fight that meep, and very hard. Takes a lot or liquor, drugs, or determination to override those nerves.

  • Dismas
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i'm sure gravity could somehow me used to speed the process. maybe a jury rigged chainsaw guillotine!!

  • Dismas
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i'm sure gravity could somehow me used to speed the process. maybe a jury rigged chainsaw guillotine!!

  • BeachGoat
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Please bring me a chainsaw.

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