Teenagers Should Read Smutty , Raunchy Novels

As a parent of a teenaged boy, I am tempted to agree with this. Any thoughts from other parents would be of interest.

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  • BeachGoat
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When our middle kid was around 13, he announced at dinner that he'd had meep.

"With Who!?"

"Oh, not with anyone...."

sigh

Teenage Boys....best buy yerself a kennel.

  • Pepper
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Yeah, I think a copy of "Portoy's Compaint" is in order.....

  • Pepper
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Yeah, I think a copy of "Portoy's Compaint" is in order.....

  • Dismas
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makes sense... I mean I grew up with the internet, but when I was a kid we had 64k and busty signals, so all you got was pictures. Granted I learned to meep through using the heuristic approach, but i cannot imagine learning to meep from watching porn. Not that I am against porn, i watch it often enough, but i would never use that as a how-to guide to meeping because, as the article points out, there is more more to it than being a battering-ram (though the battering ram is still an important part)....I think books would also describe more of the mental aspects of porn - meepual tension and the like - which are like 50% of having meep or 95% for the first time.

@Dismas

Yeah, I read a bit of erotica, and it seems to me that a well-written piece can be quite instructional in a good way. Some of the descriptive passages can be a real 'how-to' make a partner have a good time, and some stories even deal well the emotional aspects. I think the biggest problem is finding the good stuff amongst the acres of meep.

  • Dismas
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@dragonstaff

I agree with you, there is alot of pulp out there, I guess I am hoping people are smart enough to read reviews about books and find out which erotica is better. I know that is how I read fiction books, but i don't know if i can expect the average person, let alone the average teenager, to be so smart.

When I was 13 or 14 one of my most prized possessions was a copy of "Overheated Housewives". I found it in a box a couple of years ago and was astounded at both how raunchy and yet how understated it was. You had to have a pretty good vocabulary to figure out who was doing what and what was being stuck where because they had to censor it pretty heavily in the 60s.

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