• Swarmed by
  • dent
  • Jan28 '12
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Mechanic Sucked into Jet Engine

With pics!

Decider: MstrLance

dragonstaff

shitbox

BeachGoat

GrapeApe

daisyraven

witty_screen_name

freakmachine

bobacus

godevillivedog

MstrLance

  • GrapeApe
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Total Carnage!

Rpt.

  • JohnLenin
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Will it blend? Yes.

Mechanic Tartar.

  • MstrLance
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MSM

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(Mechanically Separated Mechanic)

@MstrLance

LFMAO!!

  • Dismas
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but can it do anything besides pure ? can is slice? can it dice? can it grind into hamburger meat? i need to know these things before I place my order!

It certainly did all that to him! You may need to restrict the scatter area for domestic use though.

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i would imagine that it comes with some sort of container to catch the meat in as it comes out

  • hoyaguru
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I hope he's going to be all right.

  • BeachGoat
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Oh, he'll be fine. They do wonders with cosmetic surgery nowdays.

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