Until 2009, the human meeporis was an absolute mystery.

Surprised? So was I.

Decider: HOBO

dragonstaff

saltpeter

GrapeApe

MstrLance

BeachGoat

bobacus

HOBO

What the meep is a 'meeporis' and why does it matter?

If its not attached to my meep and directly pleasuring me... who gives a meep?

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Hooks behind the uterus, which means meep meep is obviously the only way to hit the back end.

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It has not been a mystery to me since the mid-70s.....what planet have these people been living on?

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@dragonstaff

Dude.

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Did you know that nipples were discovered in early 2011?

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I love me some meep

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That doesn't look anything like a little man in a boat; more like a little man in Moya from Farscape.

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i lack all meepual organs so i can't verify any of these claims

sunny77,

I'm a skeptical chap, so could you please provide up and down-stairs photos of your special regions (assuming you are legal), just to verify your outrageous claims?

Sincerely,
The Management

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Search for "Pavilion" on 4gifs. @BigDinWaunakee

Sunny, you has been a naughty girl.

  • sunny77
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those photos are so old. i honestly don't take photos anymore. i don't even watch porn anymore these days.

Nothing to be unproud over... very nice looking.

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Much better than Dumbskull's nude pics.

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is it really necessary to drag all this out?

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Are you asking us, or gravity?

thanks, folks. I'm here all week.

JohnLenin? What are you, a blanket or something?

I promise not to think of you in that way, except during my special, alone time.

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i've already jerked multiple time to your gallery. it was bad because the lemon fell out of my mouth one time.

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hahahahaha

meep sunny, you were smokin'. Just how many years ago was that.
I might have to stalk you or something.

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It seems that scientists can't find ANYTHING worthwhile on a woman's body...

@Sunny: Sorry about what a baby does to a body. You're still way hot, just in a Mommy way.

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well the fact of the matter is i'm neurotic as meep about my present-day self. and no, i'm not vying for attention or compliments, just the way it is. but at the same time i suppose it could be vastly worse than it is, especially comparatively speaking.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
dragonstaf+
'Goat, go for the King Crimson next. That'll meep 'em.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Get off your lazy meep and photochop Spanky for his birthday!
BeachGoat
Sabbath, Bastrds of Reality
Pepper
Deep Purple, loud as it could go. Nothing like being snubbed by all the neighbors
spod
lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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