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linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




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Of course. He's another Wide Stancer.
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I don't see in the article where it says he is on public assistance.
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He is on public assistance because he gets his pay cheque out of the public purse.
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@dragonstaff
I can deal with that definition. I have no problem with welfare recipients having to go to work for the government in exchange for their checks and stamps. Once that happens, this guy can be tarred and feathered for being yet another hypocrite.
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@Fortythreepercent
Do not start down the slippery slope of working for welfare.
If there is work for a welfare recipient to do, why should he do it in return for food stamps and not a proper wage?
Once they start getting people picking up litter and painting fences or mowing roadsides in return for their welfare payments, what is to stop them from getting them to do your job for the same sort of pay?
This guy should not be tarred and feathered for being a hypocrite, but for being an elitist meep who thinks that the law doesn't need to apply to him.
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@dragonstaff
That would imply that they have marketable skills, so they would already be applying and getting jobs that I could get. A TVA-type system for people that have no marketable skills could work. They could get a wage to work on public projects in lieu of food stamps and a welfare check. Society would get something out of them instead of just pouring money into baby machines and no one would care about drug testing them.
I guess you assume that people who work for the government are the same as people who receive government assistance. Run that by your garbage man next time you see him.
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@Fortythreepercent
I assume nothing nothing of the sort. I just don't agree that welfare recipients should be expected to do work for their payments when they should receive a living wage and associated benefits for doing it instead. If the work is there, and needs to be done, the person doing it should be paid properly for doing it, no matter what it is.
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@dragonstaff
If they have the skills, they can go get a job. If they lack skills and still want public assistance, I see no problem with them working for those payments. Maybe the skills they gain while working on the dole can be applied to future jobs. That said, some skillsets are worth less than others. If you can't make a living doing a certain job, maybe you should get more work somewhere else. People who aren't on welfare work multiple jobs. I don't see the point of having a permanent, unskilled underclass that just sucks at the public teat without giving anything back.
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@Fortythreepercent
Read my post without your red-coloured glasses.
I am not talking about skillsets or lack thereof.
I am saying that if a job needs doing, the person doing it should get paid, not be expected to do it in return for welfare, which has the effect of lowering the value of that job, and then lowering the value of all other jobs as a flow-on effect, especially low-income and labouring type jobs. This just puts more people on welfare. So does the practice of one person working multiple low-wage jobs to support their family. If a job doesn't pay enough to keep someone alive, then the pay-rate needs to be adjusted upwards until it does.
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@Fortythreepercent
Slave labour is slave labour, no matter how you dress it up.
I am not suggesting that a street-sweeper should be paid at the same rate as a doctor, but any job that needs to be done (can't be left un-done without serious repercussions) is worth paying a living wage for. End of story. Anything else is a variation on slave labour, including the (ab)use of the disabled in these positions.
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The only thing that the government should expect from the unemployed in return for their benefits is that they look for work, and do what is needed to help themselves. This could be anything from hiding the tats and getting the bright blue hair dye bleached out to going for training and education provided by the government (because they can't pay for it themselves) to get some saleable skills.