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  • BeachGoat
  • Dec30 '11
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Woman Sues Dead Teen For Flying Body Parts From His Own Train Death

"Large Pieces" of the victim hit the woman waiting at the platform, who claims it was a "Foreseeable Incident".

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It really should be mandatory to carry insurance against being hit by body parts thrown by trains.

  • pete56
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Wow... America the Mercenary

She would have a better response, and not seem so heartless, if she sued the rail company for not putting up protection from flying body parts on the platform. Even better, sue them for not putting up pedestrian barriers or a meeping foot-bridge.

I'm pretty sure she is suing the right person. If you are going to Darwin yourself doing something stupid, and said Darwining causes injury to someone else, your estate is going to need to find some money.

  • Pepper
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The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate strikes again.

She will die a horrible and painful death.

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Park had previously filed her own suit claiming that Metra and the Canadian Pacific Railway were negligent

The express Amtrak train had overtaken his Metra train which was running late that morning, but no announcement was made on the platform, the suit said.

But a Cook County judge ruled that the railway companies had no compulsion to warn people about such an 'open and obvious danger' as a travelling train. The decision was upheld on appeal

  • pete56
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The Flying Torso of Fate

  • MstrLance
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Gayane.

I hope there is a special place in meep for those who insist on inconveniencing other with their suicide. If you want to ace yourself check into a motel, leave something for the chambermaid and take poison for Pete's sake.

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