Five-year-old handcuffed and charged with battery of police officer

"The boy pushed my hand away in a batting motion, pushed papers off the table, and kicked me in the right knee."

Decider: sunny77

dragonstaff

GrapeApe

BeachGoat

middle_age_man

bobacus

shitbox

HOBO

Gethoht

sunny77

If the police have to be called on your 5 year old, you have a problem.

If your child doesn't know well enough to respect a police officer, you have a problem.

Even if you say, "meep the police," if your child is in a school, a public place, et cetera, and they physically attack an adult under any non-rape, non-kidnapping, or non-abuse situation, you have a problem.

If this were my child, the police would be the least of his problems.

  • hoyaguru
  • Nov27 '11

    posts

    1651 rads

    1651 rads

    #

If you're a cop and you can't handle a 5 year old child, you have a problem. A meeping kindergartner? How is this idiot going to handle a 250 pound drug crazed psychopath, if he has to hog tie a freaking five year old?

  • pete56
  • Nov27 '11

    posts

    14.8k rads

    14790 rads

    #

hoyaguru got it in one.
Essentially , what the cop did was 'legally' kidnap the kid.

You don't handle a kid the way you handle a "250 pound drug crazed psychopath." You can't mace a 5 year old, but you can to that psychopath. You can't stun gun a 5 year old, but you can to that psychopath. You can't leg sweep and tackle a 5 year old but you can that psychopath. These are completely different flavors and completely different situations. Part of the reason we're so meeped up right now is that there is no differentiation. This goes along the same line as beating the meep out of your kid versus a good old fashioned spanking. This is a child that has no meeping respect and needs someone to be stern with him because quite obviously the parent(s) and the community have no idea how to.

Seriously. Sit down. Put yourself back to when you were 5. What made you act like a meeping human? What kept you from ripping your mom's hair out and gouging at her eyes when you were made to shower? This is what some of these kids are at. If anyone attacks me, child or not, I will neutralize that threat. I always knew that if I hit my mom, or anyone else, that I could expect them to kick the meep out of me. It's a cause and effect. We need this again.

  • hoyaguru
  • Nov29 '11

    posts

    1651 rads

    1651 rads

    #

ummm.... no.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
Danny_Infe+
Danny_Infe+
linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
BeachGoat
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
StartRecor+
StartRecor+
StartRecor+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
tesco
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bakersfield police beat suspect to death, then seize cell phones of witnesses.(Alledgedly erasing one video)
StartRecor+
MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
HOBO
http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
Cryogeneri+
linkswarm
queue: New link: World's Largest Rubber Duckie Assassinated
linkswarm
queue: New link: Depression Part Two
linkswarm
queue: New link: Tried To Have meep With Hornet's Nest - Death
linkswarm
queue: New link: Interview With Charlie Watts
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: I have a GOOD+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: You seem to have+
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: How old are you+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Beach, men tend to+
StartRecor+
MstrLance
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann urges 'spiritual warfare' to impose religious values on government
MstrLance
0 miles, 0 feet of climb, 72 degrees, 2 hours on a couch
StartRecor+
105 miles, 8500 feet of climb, 100 degrees, 7 hours on a bike
Cryogeneri+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Wasn't this about+
StartRecor+
MstrLance
dragonstaf+
Twelve hours driving around goat tracks on a fire ground and three hours travel each way to get there and back home..I am knackered.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Woman force-feeds herself 5,000 calories a day in bid to be fattest possible fetish model
BeachGoat
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: So, by your logic,+
JohnLenin
Cryogeneri+
  • pete56

  • pete56

  • mstrlance

  • beachgoat

  • startrecor+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • dragonstaf+

  • beachgoat

  • spankerchi+

  • pete56

  • pete56

  • pete56

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • spankerchi+

  • dragonstaf+

  • nurglets

  • beachgoat

  • startrecor+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+