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  • BeachGoat
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Battle for The Birth Place of the Sun

Evil Forces (and there are always Evil Forces in such Tales) want to turn a Holy Place on the Level of the Vatican into a Strip Mine.

Decider: middle_age_man

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middle_age_man

  • sunny77
  • Oct27 '11

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lies, i was borned in louisiana

  • hoyaguru
  • Oct29 '11

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Doesn't matter if the Sun was born there or not, these people don't have what is important, which is MONEY. No money, no matter, get the meep off the land, we're gona drill. End of story.

  • BeachGoat
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Not only is this the place pictured on the Mexican Flag (with the Eagle, Cactus, & Snake), but it is " the hunting grounds of the sacred peyote cactus, where the blue deer spirit Kauyumarie, an intermediary between the deities and man, is believed to reside.".

That's like digging up the Shrine of the Holy Tomb in Jerusalem. Total Bullmeep. meep those MapleBack meepers. This is just plain Evil.

meep those MapleBack meepers. This is just plain Evil.

meep these susperstitions egocentric "Wixarika [who] vision themselves as intermediaries with these forces of nature." Their only_ ecological_ concern is with their own absurd [animal] sacrificial ritual system "based on the idea of sacrificial reciprocity with the ancestors who control the climate".

All rational people know Wirikuta is not the birth place of the Sun and none of them care if "the indigenous Juan Diego is believed to have seen the Virgin of Guadalupe" there.

"..the blue deer spirit Kauyumarie, an intermediary between the deities and man.." is primitive voo-doo BULLmeep on par with pink unicorns and flying purple people eaters. Like all religions, their whole grasp of reality is a thousand years out of date and deserves to be stamped out with extreme prejudice.

  • bobacus
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I see what you did there.

  • BeachGoat
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You, my friend, have not walked in the steps of the little deer.

@CrotchRoach

  • BeachGoat
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Has the little deer seen the price of gold lately?

  • BeachGoat
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Lemme tell you a story about a couple of teen age kids and a washing mashing up near Mariposa. I cleaned out the sediment trap for this woman, and her kids played around in the hills behinds her house (above a creek) every day. We pulled out around three & a half ounces of gold dust from the meep that the kids had in their Levis from playing. The next day, her neighbor, after hearing this story, went and bought five used washing machines and hooked up mason jars to where the sediment traps used to be, then ran extension cords out his back window so he could shovel creek gravel into the agitator bins while running them on "spin" cycle all night long.

Ahhh...Crankers Looking for Gold...

Hahahahaha!

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IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
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JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
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(my meep)
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fade out
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A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
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also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
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I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
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