Kansas wants you to hit your wife.

Wtf. That is all.

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  • BeachGoat
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Years ago while traveling through Kansas, I saw a Highway Safety sign for seatbelts that read "Belt Your Wife, and Save Her Life"

Thats meeped up, and funny at the same time.

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pimpdaddywelfare's Beat That meep That Talks Too Much. That's what started playing in my head about halfway through this. Its smarter than the new policy.

Nice.

  • graycube
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Well, if guns are cheaper than lawyers, they could give each battered woman a gun when they come in and say, "Here you go. Now you can solve this problem yourself.".

It really sounds like the guys in charge have no problem with women being beaten though. I'm guessing they don't think women should go to college, learn how to drive, or hold a job.

On the other hand I bet those same guys in charge would be horrified if a woman wore a burqa - then she'd be a TERRORIST wacko who hates the American way of life.

  • Brain
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More than 40% of domestic violence victims are male so it's not just about wife-beating.

  • BeachGoat
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2nd wifey was a whapper. Me & the kid. Took me 10 years to get smart.

  • BeachGoat
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Then she became a cop.

Yes, cause only women are the victims of domestic violence. Ask any cop what the ratio is like and they'll probably tell you that it's actually fairly equal in that area.

@DookaDooka @Brain My apologies, didn't mean to make it sound like women were the only ones, just thought it would be too long a title if i put husband in there too, or girlfriend or boyfriend whatever.

  • bobacus
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Yo AJ you should ask Haku about her mom's violent streak. Them stories are toe curlers.

  • SexNinja
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Faced with their worst budget crises since the Great Depression, states and cities have resorted to increasingly desperate measures to cut costs.

Yes, let's not try to make a better world and life for all - just cut the minuscule things that ultimately hurt society and don't actually save costs in the long run. Millionaires don't beat their wives, why should we punish them with more socialistic taxes?

@bobacus That woman just plain scares me with her bs. Don't need more stories about her. Smeep will stay smeep, and that womans picture is next to the definition. No offence to you. That meep is crazy. I'm sorry you had to deal with that one. Yeesh. OH speaking of scary, who all plans to attend haunted houses this year? I'm thinking i need to break my record since i haven't been scared at a haunted house since i was 8. The asylum sounds bad meep. If i wasn't already up on my quota for freaky elevators from the con i'd try out the 13th floor, but i figured best not press my luck on that.

  • Dismas
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@Brain

More than 40% of domestic violence victims are male so it's not just about wife-beating.

FIXED: More than 40% of domestic violence victims are meep

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A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
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I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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