JP Morgan Donates 4.6M to NYPD

It's a press release.

Time stamp's from a while ago...

JP Morgan want's the Wall St. protesters to go away. The money's for the cops legal fund, once they start beating the meep out of protesters.

NYPD meeps out pretty cheap, eh? $4.6M is less than 1/2 of a standard executive bonus.

I don't blame them. We had one of those Occupy events this weekend and the only thing it accomplished was to bring out the bums to solicit money from the "protesters". "Were you at the protest? Can I have a dollar?"

I can only imagine the levels of human waste that is following the NYC protesters around. It's like flies on meep.

Stupid bums, though. You don't ask a bunch of people too lazy to get a decent paying job for money. You ask if they have any extra room in their cardboard box or if their trust fund is still paying out.

@Fortythreepercent

I counted four completely douchy things in your post. Kudos on the density!

Lols!

Fortythreepercent is another one that enjoys the feeling of a rich mans boot on his neck.

@Crapalicious

I don't have a rich man's boot on my neck, so I guess like you, I'm stuck jerking off to my own persecution fantasies and squeezing that last bit of meep onto my stomach while I reassure myself that I know the real truth about what's going on, man because my eyes are, like, open.

The only "real truth" i see here is that you stated ill conceived personal perceptions as fact in an arrogant, infantile attempt to discount the very people fighting for you to have a better life.

@Crapalicious

I'm not quite sure what is wrong with my life but I hope they reach their goal of increased wages for unskilled labor and [issues to be decided later]

You don't think unskilled labor deserves as decent a wage as skilled labor? Spend 8 hours pushing wheelbarrows full of gravel up a hill some day and then tell me what you think that labor was worth. Strong backs are just as useful and necessary as fat meep in this world.

man oh man.... ^^this^^

@Fortythreepercent

You're absolutely certain that most people out there protesting are unskilled?

But... Aren't Airline Pilots skilled? How about US Marines? Nurses? Teachers? Builders?

Please enlighten us with your idea of what "skilled" means...

Of course, YOU'RE skilled, right?

I'm willing to guess your skill was being born to parents who could support your idiot meep all the way through school without amassing a lifetimes worth of debt.

What is your business? Banking? Real Estate? Law? Pawnbroker? Bet you have never done a full day of manual labor. Bet you need to lose more than a few punds too...

@godevillivedog

Strong backs are MORE important than fat meep. Without the strong backs, the fat meep don't eat, have no houses,cars,roads,water etc. etc. etc.

^^this too^^

'Scuse me while I go weld together a carport so somebody can keep their new truck out of the rain...