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Pigs of God Festival Pictures

Alternate title: Your mom festival pictures

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

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LORDKAHUNA

Time to build a bigger BBQ, Spankie.

jesus meep what is whrong with people. there is an even more disturbing click through from that page.lighting cows on fire

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I love this

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What, they weren't beheaded?

Are there more pics somewhere?
I don't see where the bull actually burns...

I don't understand the mentality.

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^ A Massive Panicked Animal Running Wildly Out of Control Amongst a Crowd of Drunken Impotent Semi-Illiterate Laborers Who are Desperately Trying to Transfer Their Fear & Hatred from Their Job & Government to a Screaming Burning Effigy of Themselves.

Understand What?

Speaking of pigs,
I volunteered to do a barbecue benefit for a coworker sometime in late october.
Poor gal's cancer decided to come back for a visit.
Anyway, I'm donating a pig and smoking it whole for sammiches just like we did at the get-together.
Gonna do a few hundred stuffed jalapenos too.
I should have all the recipes/organization perfected in time for next year.
I'm keeping count, btw:

From Morbid, to hey i'm doing a BBQ because i'm a nice guy. Lol, i like it. Sorry bout your friend though. Cancer is a nasty beast i hope she overcomes it.@spankerchief

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I was just noting the other day what a great cook for group events I've become because I've cooked for so damnned many dead people lately.

I would think cooking for dead people would be easy. It's not like they would eat much
(Removes tongue from cheek)

The gal's name is Ortiz. She's about 55-60yo and works as a nurse. This is her second bought with it.
The staff is saying she told them that she's got it ALL OVER now.
It's beyond meeped up.
She's a little too religious for my tastes, but she's one of the kindest, most caring and thoughtful people that I have ever met.
The world will be darker without her.
She says she has faith and it's all part of god's plan.

I'm glad she has a way to cope.

:Vomits noisily:

I watch a show called The Big C on HBO about a woman with cancer. The main character's sister has a miscarriage (but had already named the unborn baby after the stricken sister as a tribute). The Miscarriage Sis decides to have a funeral for the fetus and announces the funeral in the obits in the paper. Everyone who reads it thinks the stricken sister has died (because she shares the name with the fetus), and all of the stricken sisters' friends show up thinking its her funeral, which as a result, it turns out to be because they are all there anyway. It was pretty cool that she gets to have her funeral before she dies. Sounds like this lady gets something similar. We should all be so lucky.

  • BeachGoat
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Like Big C. laura Linney is cool

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And Spank has got the cookery Down to the Bone! Everything we ate out camping was so dang good, and the pig was nectar! That man needs his own show. (Really, dude)

Aww, thanks :)
Now stop with the love, lest the spirit of Wotak become angry and poltergeist the f#ck out of us.

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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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