Pat Robertson says Alzheimer's makes divorce OK

i know it sounds cruel...

" For better or for worse.In sickness and in health, wait, meep this......."
There better be a special floor in meep for assholes of this caliber.

He claims he's an 'ethicist '?
I guess if 'ethics' = dollars acmeepulated, being at the top of a dogmatic totem,
and telling everyone how they OUGHT to think is it , then yeah! he's ethical royalty.

And I think that George Bush really is a very godly person.
Pat Robertson

And I think the blessing of heaven is on Bush. It's just the way it is.
Pat Robertson

And it's one thing to give people freedom and something else to deny the rights of Christians to assert their faith in order to keep Hindus from feeling upset.
Pat Robertson

And these things are pretty much foundational: thou shall not kill, steal, bear false witness. All these things are embedded into the laws we enjoy in our nation.
Pat Robertson

Are we a Christian nation now? It's doubtful. But did we start out as one? Without question.
Pat Robertson

But I never, never thought of the ministry nor did - of course, television when I was growing up, there was no television. So I didn't know anything about it.
Pat Robertson

But if there's an erosion at home, you know, Thomas Jefferson warned about a tyranny of an oligarchy and if we surrender our democracy to the tyranny of an oligarchy, we've made a terrible mistake.
Pat Robertson

But there's no reason why we should abdicate our foundational principles because certain groups don't believe in them. You know, no majority should surrender its deeply held beliefs to those who don't believe in anything.
Pat Robertson

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Pat Robertson

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Pat Robertson

I also pray for favor and His anointing on my life and ministry that I might have spiritual blessing when I minister to people. They're my principal prayers; I don't have a prayer list that I go down.
Pat Robertson

I cite in my book countless examples of the foundational domeepents of the colonial period in America and the writings of the leaders, that this was intended to be a Christian nation.
Pat Robertson

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.
Pat Robertson

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
Pat Robertson

I mean, George Bush is a man of prayer. He talks to the lord. He tries to get his direction from the lord.
Pat Robertson

I think George Allen from Virginia was a distinguished governor, he's a distinguished senator and head of the Senatorial Campaign Committee and won some significant victories. He is a very attractive guy and would make a tremendous president.
Pat Robertson

I think the Democrats are catering to them, but, you know, in the entire history of the United States of America, there has never been a judge who has been refused a vote when there was a majority of Senators willing to vote for his confirmation, never in history.
Pat Robertson

I would never say somebody had to vote for anybody. That would be terrible. I haven't said that.
Pat Robertson

If you look over the course of a hundred years, I think the gradual erosion of the consensus that's held our country together is probably more serious than a few bearded terrorists who fly into buildings.
Pat Robertson

In 1998, I founded the American Center for Law and Justice, probably the premier public interest law firm in America defending the rights of believers.
Pat Robertson

Also,

Is there in all the history of human folly a greater fool than a clergymen in politics?
Pat Robertson

It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-biased media and the homomeepuals who want to destroy all Christians.
Pat Robertson

It's the tyranny of an oligarchy that I'm concerned about.
Pat Robertson

Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homomeepuals - the two things seem to go together.
Pat Robertson

McCain I'd vote against under any cirmeepstance.
Pat Robertson

My friend Jerry Falwell was the one who said it, and he was a guest on my show, and it's hard to take the blame for everybody who shows up on your show.
Pat Robertson

The founding domeepent of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.
Pat Robertson

The problem we have in America is the systematic erosion of our religious values in an attempt by certain liberal groups to expunge our Christian heritage from the public square.
Pat Robertson

The Ten Commandments are the most visible symbol because these commandments are recognized by Christians and Jews alike as being the foundation of our system of public morality.
Pat Robertson

There are times in history where a particular doctrine becomes a symbol of a greater problem.
Pat Robertson

There's an assault on human meepuality, as Judge Scalia said, they've taken sides in the culture war and on top of that if we have a democracy, the democratic processes should be that we can elect representatives who will share our point of view and vote those things into law.
Pat Robertson

Well the basic thesis is that there's a god in heaven who is all powerful who wants to help people. And that - he will answer prayer, and does miraculous things in people's lives. And so I've domeepented some of these wonderful things.
Pat Robertson

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.
Pat Robertson

What I heard was that Bush is now positioned to have victory after victory. He'll have Social Security reform passed, that he'll have tax reform passed, that he'll have conservative judges on the courts.
Pat Robertson

Also,

This thread is pretty much just another stupid thing in a long line of stupid things.

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