Deeply Embarrassed White People Talk Awkwardly About Race

Acting in your own self interest is normal. If you you want to call it racism then so be it. "The other" is one to be feared and defeated because there's only so much stuff to go around. It's an idea as old as dirt. You'll live a less tortured existence if you accept this as true.

Everyone is racist.
Discussion/.

tl:dr
raises hand
i don't always feel colored
end of discussion/.

I'm Nordic, not "White". Albinos are white.

A bunch of PC bullmeep.

i don't know, it seems pretty stupid to alienate entire groups of people based on race, or based on anything else for that matter

< Not racist. Seriously. I just don't have enough time to care, I guess.

@BeachGoat

I'm Nordic, not "White". Albinos are white.

I guess ima cheese eatin surrender money then.

I'll take my Freedom Fry s to go plz,

Find your race...

@Fastlane

FRENCH
Racial Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their meeps, fight with their feet, and meep with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

Good Points:
Invented the meep.

Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco meep-face, meep-lick.

An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her meep and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not meep her!!"

@BeachGoat

Spot on. I got my redwings.

@LORDKAHUNA

CANADIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If true, this is their only interesting trait. At any rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any European has ever been able to do.

Good Points:
Still have plenty of Indians to abuse.

Proper Forms of Address:
Bud, mac, mister, hey you.

Some Examples of Canadian Repartee:
Two Canadians are talking in a bar. One Canadian says, "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
"That was my wife." replies the other.

A lady is shopping in a Toronto drugstore and accidentally leaves the bottle of aspirins that she bought on the counter. She gets on a bus and the minute the bus has pulled away from the curb remembers leaving her purchase behind. "My aspirins! My aspirins!" she yells.
And the bus driver says, "Maybe you left them in the drugstore."

A little Canadian boy named Johnny *erfaster is screwing a little girl under the porch of his house. His mother comes out the door and yells for him, "Johnny! Johnny *erfaster!"
"I'll be there in a minute," he says.

AUSTRALIANS
Racial Characteristics:
Violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car. The national sport is breaking furniture and the average daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three quarters Imperial gallons for children under the age of nine. "Making a Shambles" is required study in the primary schools and all Australians are bilingual, speaking both English and Sheep. Possibly as a result of their country's being upside down, the local dialect has over 400 terms for vomit. These include "technicolor yawn" "talking to the toilet," "round-trip meal ticket," and "singing lunch." It is illegal to employ the aboriginal inhabitants as anything but toilets, and some of the peculiar forms of native wildlife have up to nine assholes. The recent destruction of Darwin by a hurricane was actually a cover story for the regrettable coincidence of paydays on three separate sheep stations.

Good Points:
Amusing zoos.

Proper Forms of Address:
Steady there, Cool off, For Christ's sake-not in the sink, Stay back, I've got a gun!

An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the Australian Character:
An Australian fellow asks his girl friend to fight, but she says she doesn't want to because she isn't feeling well.
"Whatta ya mean, not feeling well?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I've got my time of the month."
"Whatta ya mean, time of the month?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I've got my period."
"Whatta ya mean, period?" he says.
"You know," she says, "I'm bleeding down here." And she opens up her pants to show him.
"Jesus," he says, "no wonder you're bleeding! They've gone and cut your * off!"*

^all of this

^none of that

@meepNinja

That was rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Good job.

THE SLASH GOES IN FRONT.

@bobacus

Everyone is racist. Discussion/.

What about rapists and pedophiles? I want to alienate them based on their rapery and pedophilia, and you do not. Why is that?

@sunny77

i don't know, it seems pretty stupid to alienate entire groups of people based on race, or based on anything else for that matter

well, they're still individuals, and individuals make up groups, you see. they might be cool personality-wise, even if they do distasteful things. and as long as they aren't doing anything weird around me, i don't care.

I'm kind of glad you moved to an unimportant country.

@JohnLenin

I'm kind of glad you moved to an unimportant country.

At least this unimportant country still has a functioning (Socialist) economy.

haha. I WILL TOLERATE DISTASTEFUL PEDOPHILES TO WIN DEBATES TOO.

what? all i'm saying is that someone's meepual preference isn't definitive of them as a person. unless you're @anothermonkeyenslaved.

@JohnLenin

THE SLASH GOES IN FRONT. @bobacus

I love you JL./

Uh, so, you'd allow a known pedophile to babbysat your kid? Because, for you to disqualify a known pedophile from babbsatting just because of the fact that they're a known pedophile is discrimination... and we all know that discrimination is raysys. And besides, you'll be gone, so when they're babbyrayping yer kid it won't be around you, so itsok... Right?

@sunny77

< Discriminates. Not on the basis of skin color however. I'm strongly discriminating against people who smell bad, for instance. I won't sit next to, strike up conversation with, or otherwise sustain voluntary continued interaction with anyone who smells bad.

I'm sorry, but I have a dream too; that dream involves the final solution for the unwashed-masses.

and as long as they aren't doing anything weird around me, i don't care.

i prolly should have said "me, or people i love and care about". yes i'd care about that because it would become my personal problem. see how that works?

I'd have no problem ending their miserable paedo lives, the only thing that really stops me is that removing the blight from society does not reward this.

Man I deal with racists everyday, I'm black and puerto rican and live in Lexington Kentucky. I've also lived in Far Rockaway Queens and seen how a lot of ricans and blacks can be racists to white kids.... I have to say that there's an edge to the "white" racism here in ky, its like you can tell that these ignorant backwards never been 50 miles out of there hometown racists actually see you as inferior to them , whereas back in New York the white kids that I noticed getting picked on or whatnot were just corny, or snitches and they weren't singled out because of skin color but because of blatant "corniness" or just general "lack of street knowledge" meepery.

You know i'm begining to think that sunny is a pedophile with how much she defends them. Just saying...@sunny77