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  • Sep01 '11
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Arizona man impales eye socket with pruning shears, expected to survive

An Arizona man is lucky to be alive after he accidentally impaled his eye socket with a pair of pruning shears, doctors said Monday.

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  • BeachGoat
  • Sep01 '11

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Keep an eye out on my garden for me, will ya?

Did NOT see that coming.

  • Wotak
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After 80, if you're still worrying about your lawn, you have failed miserably.

  • BeachGoat
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So says Mr. "I want to be a farmer"

  • BeachGoat
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You can't blame the guy for wanting to nurture things while he's dying, can you?

  • Wotak
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You can't blame the media for bullmeepting you into oblivion.



Sucker. I am a farmer.

  • BeachGoat
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