Burning Man: A Communist Hippie Sodomy fest or 'Rites of Passage- - ChristWire

"This sin fest of meep cavity delights began in the 1980s, when it was started by two aging hippies, who went and burned a wicker statue on the beach."

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LORDKAHUNA

wtF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOki

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"...clam dabbling meep meeps...

L U L Z !

I vote Sodomy Fest.

  • hoyaguru

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A plethora of quotes in this article:

"But before they burn it down they have endlessly wild meep orgies every night in the building. With the fire, the scent of their dried burning sin juices waft up to insult the holy nose of God."

"when the event is organized by gays it is going to be an inescapable sodomization fest lead by roving gangs of naked homogays chasing down unsuspecting frat boys, nerds, and lonely 40 year old singles, that came for the promise of beautiful taught naked bodies of buxom young women."

"the promise of large pendulous breast swinging bare in the afternoon sun is soon replaced by the fact of erect homogay sin man sausage aimed at them like meep heat seeking missiles that are locked on to the tight puckered sphincters of the men that are not abominations unto god."

Priceless. Also this link from the same page: http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/

Christwire = Satire.

LordKahuna, I expected better from you. Why did you post this instead of an indispensable source for hardcore pornography?

  • LOki

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@DookaDooka

meepgot

Loki. I thought we were friends. :(

How could you say such a hurtful thing?

This guy has serious meep issues. You'd swear he'd been meep-raped by his daddy, uncle, grampa, 2nd grade teacher, and entire high school football team three times a day for his entire life. That's gotta hurt.

  • graycube

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Well, I, for one, thought this was a pretty funny link with a number of priceless quotes - satire or not.

Well I for one welcome our new communist hippie homogay clam dabbling overlords...

After reading it, I spent the whole day trying to work "clam dabbling" into a conversation.

  • LORDKAHUNA

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I know it's satire, it is funny.

The comments are so full of facepalm.

  • abathos

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I had no idea Rip Torn was Bruce Campbell's alter ego. I learn something new on Linkswarm every day!

  • sunny77

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Somewhere in the isolated desert of Nevada, two men are having unprotected uncontrollable meep meep.

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