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Interview with a Cannibal

Tastes like chicken.

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LORDKAHUNA

how sick is this?

  • Wotak
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There is nothing wrong with this.

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Bet he has some great recipes for pork

  • sunny77
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lol morality

  • Wotak
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It's completely legal to eat human flesh.

Placenta...
I'm thinking it bears no semblance to meat. More like maybe kidney or liver?(I'm thinking about it's role in filtering blood)

Yech.

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  • sunny77
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when i had my kid the obstetrician asked me if i wanted to keep the placenta. i asked quite simply "why the meep would i?" and she went on to explain that people like to eat it and also plant it next to a sapling as some sort of symbolism, but nonetheless i said no.

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so you just ate the fetus instead

  • Wotak
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It has the texture of a perfectly tender steak with a similar flavor but a more irony edge, like liver. I've never eaten it but I would if presented with the opportunity, I guess.

As far as cannibalism in general, I would have zero problems eating human flesh if it was all that was available. If placed in a situation of certain death or eat a human, the weakest dude is BBQ.

@spankerchief

  • Wotak
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Ok, here's the one I was looking for. Pro-Chef does it up. Diner describes the experience.

  • Wotak
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Oh, skip ahead to like 10 min for the goods.

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@sunny77

when i had my kid the obstetrician asked me if i wanted to keep the placenta. i asked quite simply "why the meep would i?" and she went on to explain that people like to eat it and also plant it next to a sapling as some sort of symbolism, but nonetheless i said no.

Remember, you're in Australia. And be thankful you're an ocean and a good swath of land away from this meep.

If the real meep goes down (and we know it will go down) take out the first person around you who is even possibly ok with eating human flesh and burn his fat skin for heating oil in the winter to warm-up between foraging trips.

OK, go.

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japanese people are always doing weird meep

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