Dropping In On The Demented Utopia Of The Gathering Of The Juggalos

"We've got three Juggalettes giving free hand jobs in a tent up here!"

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • BeachGoat
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Is this a meep you guys share, or just a "pass around meep" for everyone to enjoy?

I think its a 4 on the scale of 10 of man organs, but I haven't had the prison experience of Tacky, just the normal glance and disgust of school and scouts.

  • Wotak
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That's just generic Google meep number 15. Feel free to substitute any meep you prefer. I chose that one because the image had the proper contrast for motivational text.

  • sunny77
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i was reading about gender identity disorders in the merck manual today, in light of this thread and what's been shared, here are some excerpts:

gender identity is the private experience of gender role, and gender role is the publice expression of gender identity, that is, the awareness that 'i am a male,' or 'i am a female.' gender identiy is the private experience of gender role, and gender role is the public expression of gender identiy. gender role can be defined as everything that one says and does to indicate to others or to oneself the degree to which the degree to which one is male or female

this is all well and good, fair enough...

a tranmeepual believes that he or she is the victim of a biological accident, cruelly imprisoned within a body incompatible with his real meepual identity

i laughed at this more than i should have

the diagnosis [of tranmeepualism] is made only if the disturbance has been continuous (not limited to periods of stress) for at least 2 years. rarely is it associated with genital ambiguity or genetic abnormality. differential diagnoses must separate tranmeepuals from transvestites, cross-dressing homomeepuals and schizophrenics

yes it is recognized as a legitimate psychological disorder in the medical community despite assertions of it being part of your soul or whatever.

female tranmeepuals increasingly appear in medical and psychiatric practice. the patient asks for mastectomy, hysterectomy, and oophorectomy and also wants androgenic hormones to alter her voice and promote a more masculine appearance. she may ask for an artificial phallus to be fashioned by plastic surgery.

now for the kicker...

patients with stable and effective personalities whose social adaptation in most spheres of their lives has been successful may sometimes be helped to achieve greater satisfaction through surgical help. these patients must be carefully selected, because anatomic results of heroic surgery are often less satisfactory than in the male-to-female procedure

you are not stable, and you are not by any means socially adapted, it speaks for itself in every post that you've made on linkswarm.

what it amounts to is that you are confused and have no idea who you are, like buffalo bill, only without the meatsuit and homicidal tendencies (i hope). you have to petition for meepual reassignment, and you will be assessed accordingly. i have no doubt that you will be denied.

the fact that you try to convey to others who you are with your gender identity crisis alone is indicative that you are unstable. you attention meep about it, it seems like there's nothing more to you than that.

a big part of me wants to believe that you are nothing more than an elaborate kahuna tentacle or something similar, but i know this is not the case.

you will not find happiness in meepual reassignment. you do not know what you want, don't try to tell us that you do.

  • BeachGoat
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  • GrapeApe
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This thread needs more fire.

  • LORDKAHUNA
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I like how LS is basically filled with trailer people now

cause it wasn't before

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  • bobacus
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You got any offs to meep?

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  • mundhra
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@LORDKAHUNA

I like how LS is basically filled with trailer people now

  • bobacus
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Yeah, basement dwellers are boring.

  • JohnLenin
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@StartRecordingNow

cause it wasn't before

Take the sarcasm out of that and it magically becomes a true statement.

Let this die or pass me the popcorn and hooch.

  • JohnLenin
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PRETEND THE SECOND PART OF MY LAST COMMENT ISN'T IN ITALICS. AND THEN PRETEND THIS ONE ISN'T IN ALL CAPS. AND THEN KILL YOURSELF.

As you wish jl.

  • cockroach
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  • bobacus
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I stole meatheads mask. The one he was wearing when I almost spilled his innards sneaking in. It is now painted up to look like Shaggy J or Volent 2 dope or whoever the meep it is. I got the cat in the hat's headgear too.
What should I do with them?

  • bobacus
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It looks like meeproaches pic.

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  • Phlebas
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It's like retarded has become a condiment readily spread on these pages now.

I'm a Miracle Whip guy, and therefore probably have some deep-seeded understanding of these sugar and drug-filled creatures, but I really thought ICP would die a quick death when I heard them first from a frat boy some 15 years ago when I was developing my hatred of rap (with the exception of Pharcyde) and even more so, my hatred for misogyny and suggestions of violence.

The meep of it all is that ICP has spread like a social cancer in the future I thought could be better and that frat boy now has a vacation destination.

Yeah, I understand a bit about Sociology and how groups work, but how do that many women with those many pairs of ugly titties actually congregate and not realize there is a major problem?

  • Wotak
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^ You don't get it, man. This is an act that openly claims to give humanities outcast idiots and retards a pool of like DNA to breed with. What mouth-breather wouldn't want to join that club?

These morons were playing at community college rec centers to crowds of 150 people (retards) 20 years ago in my area. It's where they got their start. The amazing thing is, all these years later, they're still playing to the same number of retardeds, although younger, in the same meepty venues. It's not like they're taking over the world or anything.

The DNA that pollutes the gene-pool usually tends to clump together into a viscous blob of goo. Consider ICP the gravity of the goo blob and give it no more thought than that; or you'll start losing brain cells to intelligent thought deprivation.

  • LORDKAHUNA
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Sometimes I dream a dream where everything was reset back to zapple, now there was a troll worth dogpiling.

  • bobacus
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I ordered her to create a new persona and try again.

  • LORDKAHUNA
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Sealpee

This Thread recieves sealpee

@LORDKAHUNA

Yeah, he was fun.

  • Phlebas
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The sad thing is that I do "get it". As you stated, you hold proximity to this plague and therefore a deeper understanding of it's incredible impact on your local area. I'm out in the land of milk and honey (Arkansas) where we have no worries but methamphetamine addicts, gang-bangers, rednecks and a small concentration of wealth that poorly defines wage adjustment for the people who actually try to kick meep as a daily habit. I work in manufacturing and I see weeping souls like this daily. Do I think Juggalo culture is wrong? I consider it a plague. Do I understand how it happens? Maybe. Poor, uneducated people tend to group together as you mentioned. Will it kill society as we know it? Possibly. But sometimes it takes a festering wound for society to make a change. In my formative years, I had great parents, good friends, a stable community and music that actually spoke to something. Conversely, it seems degradation is wholesale in this new market and the Children (both 35 and 16) are buying decline. I agree with you, Wotak. There is a pall on this land, but I have hope. (Note, I @Wotak

  • Wotak
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What we need is a hero.

@Wotak

Reminds me of those torpedo shaped magnets that you pop down a cow's throat to collect all of the bits of wire and other meep cows eat. Then all of the junk is collected in one place so you can reduce the chance of if causing damage (i.e. breeding) elsewhere.

  • bobacus
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http://denver.cbslocal.com/2011/08/25/clown-thieves-get-away-with-mostly-worthless-jewelry/

  • BeachGoat
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It's a generational thing...nothing can be done.

  • MstrLance
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LAST POST!

  • LORDKAHUNA
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NOpe

  • MstrLance
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:(

  • bobacus
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Anyone want a slightly used" Meathead edition" mask?

  • MstrLance
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Go stick your clown tongue out at him and blow him a nice raspberry.

  • bobacus
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I gave it back just now. I'll get a photo of him in it. Then I'll show him this one.

Make sure to have him stick his tongue out through the mouth hole for that extra oomph.

  • bobacus
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"Smells nutty in hear.........."

  • bobacus
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Maybe I'll show him the one of it in my pants some other time,as I don't hate him for some reason right now. Maybe its that mask he is wearing.

  • JohnLenin
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I'd fart in that dipmeep's mask so hard. You don't even know.

  • MstrLance
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Go! Go! Video Embed Code!


  • bobacus
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Me and my daughter just had a moment watching this. She thanks you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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