Dropping In On The Demented Utopia Of The Gathering Of The Juggalos

Whoop, whoop!

Imagine all the people

Sharing all the world

I wish i could have made it down. I miss seeing true juggalos. So tired of wannabes screaming out faygo like its a god meep miracle. mmfcl.

you listen to that garbage?

actually you knwo what? scratch that, your post implies that you do in fact listen to this garbage, and that combined with the bulk of your posts, i can't really say i'm altogether that surprised.

-But we still love you and value your opinion.

Yes i listen to it. No i'm not a juggalo. I appreciate art in all forms. I know what you are going to say to that . Its not art it's yada yada. I'm not going to argue with you on why i belive you to be wrong, i'm simply going to state my opinion. ICP provides an outlet to people who have troubles with socialization. They bring teens that otherwise would be into far worse things, and they give them a "family". I didn't have one of those until i met a Juggalo named Devon. The meeper saved my life. Yeah so these kids are doing drugs and acting like fools. Versus, what 'gang members' who kill people because they are wearing a certain color. So yeah i think even though they dont have the best message in the world, they deserve a small amount of respect for bringing people together. @sunny77 @spankerchief Hahaha. Yes indeed. Everyone loves my opinions. I"m the most lovable meeper in this meep. I am currently rolling on my floor laughing my meeping meep off. :D

i, conversely, am patiently waiting for what is about to commence :)

@anothermonkeyenslaved
The Gathering is like speed dating for congenital retards, hooking dumb white trash with other dumb white trash in locations other than trailer courts and honky tonks.

Haha, yeah im sure it is. I had a few buds that planned on going, haven't seen them in years, thats the main reason i wanted to head out. However i do miss being in the family. Can you seriously tell me you've met a juggalo? A real juggalo not just a fool who paints his face and thinks hes badass for drinking faygo and smoking weed. I mean an honest to hatchet juggalo? Not all of us are assholes. Not all of us worship faygo. Not all of us are meep crazed, but we all share the love.@middle_age_man

@anothermonkeyenslavedDo the derelicts that dig through my garbage in the alley count?

No, unless they grab useful meep out of it lol. Nah man, so thats a no. True juggalos are, well i can't say gentlemen lol, but not meep bags. Hmn, to put it in a way that hopefully makes sense, juggalos are kind of like the dudes who make one too many perverted jokes. It's just a little bit more than that. I am terrible at describing things, so bear with me here. A juggalo is a person who just doesn't give a flying meep what other people think. They like what they like and if you have a problem, it's a big meep you. Basically they are the swarmers of the real world. They speak their truth, those who don't like it be damned. They have their opinions of the world and they make 'em known.@middle_age_man

What.

"uncouth assholes"

Yeah, Americans. :D@BeachGoat

How many jugs would a juggalo juggle if a juggalo could juggle jugs?

@meeproach only need two. Cuz i can play wif titties all day, yeah i can play wif titties all day.

What. Derp.

I can see (but not truly understand) the benefits of the Jugglo culture for those who engage in it. I think it allows people to be happy with who they are within a landscape festering with socio-economic disparity.
That said, every time I see images of these gatherings, I leave thinking "meep, those were some ugly Tittays".
You guys need to work on that.

You so want to show them to me.

@anothermonkeyenslaved

maybe after they become man titties. Till then none for you.@meeproach Haha yeah the majority of juggalettes aren't the meepiest. I tell you what though man, when they fine, they are like dayaaaammm fine. @Phlebas

I thought you already had man titties.

Mentally. Biologically they are still female. When i get them cut off i'll give you the gorys' lol. Until then, stick to your porn.@meeproach

You mean like, before and after pics?

-sweet!

Yeah roach, Just for you. Lol

Reverse the order and you've got the best meeping meep job ever conducted!

Make sure you get a pencil test in the before series, OK?

Lol, wtf. You don't want to see my meep, they are connected to a fat person. ROFL don't you see my picture? Oh meep i guess i changed it.....I don't remember doing that O_O when the meep did i do that???? @meeproach @spankerchief

This is for posterity. A number 4 pencil, for scale.

Haha, give it up, you ain't never going to see them. The meep are a lie. Just like the cake. *Go watch Fabio getting hit by a goose while on a roller coaster. It will make the sadness go away for a bit. lol

There's a can of faygo in it for you.

Is it grape, and make it a bottle meep lol. No. meep you i'm not showing you my meep. lol
@meeproach

You'll wish you had before pics when yer a fat guy.

Yup. Bein' a fat old man isn't as glamourous as it sounds.

Headed down to meep Valley Trailer Park today to see who went there, and who didn't return. Those nutty kids run off to the Rainbow Families gatherings and to the Gathering of Juggaloes, and don't return for yeas sometimes , with desperate tales the road.

FIXD

@Phlebas

I can see (but not truly understand) the benefits of the Jugglo culture for those who engage in it. I think it allows people to be happy with who they are within a landscape festering with socio-economic disparity and among peers as meeping stupid (or stupider) than they are.

jesus christ, this thread

This thread rocks the meep out.

Please tell me more juggalo stories you worthless mortal.

Gathering of the Extra Chromosomes

jesus christ, this thread