Heavy but healthy? New formula slims down definition of dangerously obese
New Canadian research suggests being obese doesn't necessarily doom people to an early grave.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Good. It's nice to know not everyone is classifiable through statistical norms.
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My wife is sturdy. I'd break a scrawny meep.
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I love the doctors look of "Dude, wtf" when they check my blood, etc. I'm "70 lbs overweight" according to that BMI BS. Other than just the extra weight, I'm perfectly healthy. Perfect blood pressure, perfect cholesterol, perfect everything. So far, they've been smart enough to just look at me and tell me to exercise and eat right, just like they tell everyone else.
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You're welcome America
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Please update us in 10 years. I want to hear your post-Type-II diabetes rant.
Also, don't forget to tell us about how your feet, they are numb.
Have a potato.... have six. It's ok to be plump!
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Factoring in the data included in more than a few of your posts I can only conclude that you can barely walk through all of your painful pain.
I would put $20 on the scrawny meep any day.
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I'm down to six foot, 170-165. I work my meep off. I'm also injured from the same. Not related to my weight.
Rosie has large bones, no meep. She gets below a certain level, she's unhealthy. Sturdy. Built like a 10 year old boy ain't for me. I like breedin' hips. And meep that weren't made by Goodyear.
She's making a meep of a grandma, and still holds up on a hot date. What more can an Old Goat ask for?
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Dammit, wifey was signed in again!
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God meep! Pepper's an Amazon!
That's gotta be challenging.
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@ Pete: Goat didn't notice I was signed in....I'm only 5'2", but I'm a mountain girl. I also have double-jointed hips, but that's another story.
@ Wotak: You just lost $20. Just because a Goat is broken doesn't mean he can't be ridden. I grew up on horses, dude.
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There's more to life than a girl that's size zero.
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Ok. Beachgoat finally makes words that rise above the maudlin background noise of sympathy fishing--skinny doesn't make beautiful girls beautiful, beauty does.
And if big bones and soft curves mean more beauty, then more beauty is the win.
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