BEHOLD THE LIST.

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Decider: spankerchief

BeachGoat

nurglets

Gethoht

dragonstaff

GrapeApe

bobacus

shitbox

Wotak

spankerchief

Isn't this like Swarming google.com?

meepas what know porn know TBLOP.

  • cockroach
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well then, I guess I was a porn-not-knowin-meepa, 'till now.

OK, well I frequent xhamster ever since the functional demise of tnaflix and empornium's streaming. To be honest, I never knew about many of these items, so it is appreciated.

I guess my meep was satisfied with its first taste.

Maybe I need to get out of the house more often.

  • Wotak
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lol, this meep is all Greek to me. I guess I need to pay more attention to porn. I assumed stileproject was pretty much all there was.

I usually just beat off in front of a mirror. Gawd I'm hawt! Brb.

Wotak,

You know, if my brain wasn't so hooked on Japanese lesbians sitting on each other's faces, I would take your efficient path. Porn really does rewire your brain. Thank you Aunt Peg, Seka, Linda Wong, and John Holmes. You were my baby-sitters even before I could spew.

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Wotak, I know me and you have had our differences.

But can I suck your meep? :D

  • pete56
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Hah! Good list.
Anything that includes Gif dumps is to be applauded.
and the, quotation marks in "Dating" Sites cracks me up.

Aunt Peg is still rocking a nice rack. Excuse me while I rub it.

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Bring a shovel.

Oh, yeah. She died last year. Well, I get my 70s porn, grannie, and necrophelia kicks all at once. Is that called a trifecta or holy trinity. I always forget those two.

  • pete56
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Nina Hartley's still pornin'. A plus for the fap junkies.

When I was thirteen or so I sat through some two hour PBS televised stage play about God or death or something to get a three second glimpse of Valerie Perrine meep from the side. It was a completely satisfying and balanced experience. If I was thirteen today I just don't know what would happen. It's all too easy now . This cannot end well. I just know it.

  • cockroach
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This cannot end well. I just know it.

I don't care about THE end, I care about how many times I get off before MY end.

Just came home for lunch.. the kids are out playing... the girlfriend is at work.

For the money, xhamster is the way to go for streaming. All the rest are confusing mash-ups.

  • Dismas
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for the money

are you saying you PAY for porn? what the meep you realize it is not 1998 right?

Nah, thats an expression meep drippings.

Let me rephrase it for the dumber audience members:

For its value, xhamster is the way to go for streaming.

Value = content, convenience, interface, performance, uptime, but not $.

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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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"It's a Boy!"
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