To the people who stole my Les Paul
Some meep stole this dude's pride and joy...
GrapeApe
dragonstaff
bobacus
fastlane
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spankerchi+
Crapalicio+
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
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BeachGoat
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Tue, Jun21
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I know 1 guy with a Gibson Les Paul. If you stole it he would absolutely without a doubt hunt you down and kill you.
Wed, Jun22
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Oh dude, my heart is breaking right now, steal my meeping wallet car, watch whatever you meeping want but leave my baby alone. If someone stole my guitar, my meepty little alvarez, i would go off, she may not be perfect, but she's my baby. Oh man meeped up.
Wed, Jun22
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That is really meeped up. Losing a Les Paul like that would be like losing a long lost friend.
Wed, Jun22
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I have it. I've been playing nothing but smoke on the water on it. I did open a miller high life with the bridge, though. It's the champagne of beers, you know.
Thu, Jun23
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meep a Les Paul. Get a real guitar, meepgort. The dude probably used it as kindling for a BBQ party.
Also, craigslist doesn't meeping care about you so shut the meep up.
Thu, Jun23
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Man Wotak, suddenly you have become a lot more bitter since you are now employed again. I think unemployment suits you...
Fri, Jun24
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Yeah, he did seem a lot more easy-going when he was just a chook farmer, didn't he?
Fri, Jun24
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Psychoanalyze me for realz, yo.
Fri, Jun24
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Work stress is playing its toll on poor old wotak.
Fri, Jun24
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Woetack is jealous - accepting a menial service job means that he will never be able to afford a real guitar.
Fri, Jun24
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when they find out who stole it I hope they cut his meeping arms off... without an anesthetic.
Fri, Jun24
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^
Using guitar strings.
Tue, Jun28
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@Crapalicious
If accepting an engineering management position with a Tier 1 automotive company is considered "a menial service job" in your book, I'd like to see scans of your pay-stubs, homosapien.
Tue, Jun28
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Also, meep this guy's Les Paul. If he really loved it, he would still have possession of it. If you see his whining meep, tell him to stop spamming CraigsList. Some of us need the bandwidth he's wasting to find non-meep mutual JO's with new buds.
Thu, Jun30
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@Woetack... So... You're one of those assholes who fills out spreadsheets about other people's work? Sweet. Those engineers love you bro... Promise. BTW, thank you for clarifying - i finally understand why american cars suck so much meep these days.
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@Wotak
That's pretty impressive...they hired a convicted felon chicken farmer for that? Pad the resume' much?