How to Properly Jack Off a Horse

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Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • GrapeApe
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Nice link Bronie.

  • spod
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I have always said information cannot hurt you but I aint clicking that link.

Yes. It is EXACTLY what you think it is.

  • BeachGoat
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"Had a friend who majored in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it..."

--Tom Lehrer--

  • Wotak
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This doesn't work at all.

She forgot to add that you need to use lotion or at least spit on your hands.
Totally left out assplay, too.
meepin' amateur.

Can you effectively meep the horse with your tongue or is fisting the way to go? Anyone?

"If I were to meep an animal, it would be a horse. Not only because its a majestic beast, but because after meeping it in the meep, I know I have a ride home."

- Dave Attell

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  • MstrLance
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Ren! Stimpy! I miss thee!

  • BeachGoat
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  • sunny77
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  • sunny77
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i dl'd this ebook once and it was about the secret fantasies of women, in it were these various chapters on different taboos that different women wrote about in letters to the author. stuff like bestiality, judging from the bulk of the letters, is pretty common, just hushed. just sayin. (and no, i'm not into that myself, i just don't care)

  • Wotak
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Nobody cares.

Thanks sunny77.... just because some swarmers provide their wives with farm animals to meep, doesn't mean the rest of us don't care.

For one, I'm going to be watching my girlfriend around my male cat. Don't wanna walk into the bedroom where she is smoking Clancy's pole or shoving his paw into her cooch.

  • MstrLance
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The Secret Garden. I liked the chapter on abductions.

  • sunny77
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i enjoyed the whole damned book, it played on the whole spectrum of human emotion.

  • sunny77
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what the meep!?!? i really needed to know this

  • nurglets
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any chance of using a file host that isn't meep and keeps giving me "free users cannot parallel download files" or meep out at 60%?

@sunny77

enjoy.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Wrong book, though.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Same wrong book though.

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  • spod
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Remove left foot...insert right foot

  • sunny77
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exit stage right

  • sunny77
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i got that particular ebook at freebookspotDOTcom, so i rolled with that. quitcha meepen :)

  • sunny77
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@MstrLance what chapter is that? i have the pdf open and i don't see such a chapter. also, this:

I kind of like it when I imagine some heavenly looking black guy telling me I'm nothing but a white meep

that whole chapter is clearly racist as meep

actually, this is how you do it

http://www.barnlove.com/movie/3587/stallion_crumping

You know better than to actually click on that link, don't you?
(not illegal, farmer has his clothes on, but not worksafe)

  • sunny77
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  • MstrLance
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It might have been the sequel, Forbidden Flowers. You can find your own link.
@sunny

  • sunny77
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THERE'S A SEQUEL? i'm on this like pot on a hippie's breath

  • pete56
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Then there's sheep shearing

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JohnLenin
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It's built from a mix of Unobtanium and Instabilitum.
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Inquiring minds want to know
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are we supposed to think you don't care?
Crapalicio+
@meep, why is your site so unstable?
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"Usefully annoying"?
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"Pleasantly Annoying" isn't an oxymoron if you're a maintenance guy at heart.
spankerchi+
Got the instruments mounted firmly and the gauge lights work now.
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Day 1 of working on that bike.
Crapalicio+
what just happened?
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dongs.
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Starman... will be thinking of you until I die
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Likelyhood of getting stiffed again: 52.4%
BeachGoat
New renter is a tattooed hardware store manager. Also a pretty young woman.
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'sup
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hi guys
LOki
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pan(t)wst/
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and meepbox is still defecating into their own mouth.
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Numbskull can spotted examining the used condoms of lost lovers
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Along the way, the find Nocal draining the pus sack from a homeless man's foot
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