How to Properly Jack Off a Horse

Just in case you needed a handy guide...

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • GrapeApe
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    16.6k rads

    16646 rads

    #

Nice link Bronie.

  • spod
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    13.6k rads

    13645 rads

    #

I have always said information cannot hurt you but I aint clicking that link.

Yes. It is EXACTLY what you think it is.

  • BeachGoat
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    40.3k rads

    40349 rads

    #

"Had a friend who majored in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it..."

--Tom Lehrer--

  • Wotak
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    46.9k rads

    46882 rads

    #

This doesn't work at all.

She forgot to add that you need to use lotion or at least spit on your hands.
Totally left out assplay, too.
meepin' amateur.

Can you effectively meep the horse with your tongue or is fisting the way to go? Anyone?

"If I were to meep an animal, it would be a horse. Not only because its a majestic beast, but because after meeping it in the meep, I know I have a ride home."

- Dave Attell

  • JohnLenin
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    21.2k rads

    21199 rads

    #

  • MstrLance
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

Ren! Stimpy! I miss thee!

  • BeachGoat
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    40.3k rads

    40349 rads

    #

  • BeachGoat
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    40.3k rads

    40349 rads

    #

  • sunny77
  • Jun13 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

i dl'd this ebook once and it was about the secret fantasies of women, in it were these various chapters on different taboos that different women wrote about in letters to the author. stuff like bestiality, judging from the bulk of the letters, is pretty common, just hushed. just sayin. (and no, i'm not into that myself, i just don't care)

  • Wotak
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    46.9k rads

    46882 rads

    #

Nobody cares.

Thanks sunny77.... just because some swarmers provide their wives with farm animals to meep, doesn't mean the rest of us don't care.

For one, I'm going to be watching my girlfriend around my male cat. Don't wanna walk into the bedroom where she is smoking Clancy's pole or shoving his paw into her cooch.

  • MstrLance
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

The Secret Garden. I liked the chapter on abductions.

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

i enjoyed the whole damned book, it played on the whole spectrum of human emotion.

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

what the meep!?!? i really needed to know this

  • nurglets
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    7576 rads

    7576 rads

    #

any chance of using a file host that isn't meep and keeps giving me "free users cannot parallel download files" or meep out at 60%?

@sunny77

enjoy.

  • MstrLance
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

  • MstrLance
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

Wrong book, though.

  • MstrLance
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

  • MstrLance
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

Same wrong book though.

  • MstrLance
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

  • spod
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    13.6k rads

    13645 rads

    #

Remove left foot...insert right foot

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

exit stage right

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

i got that particular ebook at freebookspotDOTcom, so i rolled with that. quitcha meepen :)

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

@MstrLance what chapter is that? i have the pdf open and i don't see such a chapter. also, this:

I kind of like it when I imagine some heavenly looking black guy telling me I'm nothing but a white meep

that whole chapter is clearly racist as meep

actually, this is how you do it

http://www.barnlove.com/movie/3587/stallion_crumping

You know better than to actually click on that link, don't you?
(not illegal, farmer has his clothes on, but not worksafe)

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

  • MstrLance
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    28.1k rads

    28065 rads

    #

It might have been the sequel, Forbidden Flowers. You can find your own link.
@sunny

  • sunny77
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    2526 rads

    2526 rads

    #

THERE'S A SEQUEL? i'm on this like pot on a hippie's breath

  • pete56
  • Jun14 '11

    posts

    15.2k rads

    15225 rads

    #

Then there's sheep shearing

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Monty Python: DED
BeachGoat
HOBO
on Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dies At 70: Creepy looking but a+
sunny77
on Those Times: https://www.youtube.+
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Also: meep.
BeachGoat
Beach Day with Grandcritter. Nothing better.
spankerchi+
on Those Times: Actually no. I+
BigDinWaun+
on Those Times: Did Roger Waters+
sunny77
yup
dragonstaf+
Hey Sunny- Still in Queensland?
sunny77
on Those Times: no we cannot+
ihalo
JOURNAL: Those Times
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: The thing to+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I plan on handing+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Nice bike DS! I'm+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Blues Guitarist Johnny Winter Dies At 70
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bacteria that live on electricity.
Mofo
amazed this place is still around
spankerchi+
But seriously: How do you hide an erection in these things?
spankerchi+
Bought some boxers a few days ago. Being a life-long briefs guy, I was forced to make the change after discovering what horrors the elastic in the leg wreak on my tender white nethers while riding more than an hour or two.
BigDinWaun+
BigDinWaun+
spankerchi+
spankerchi+
on People Defecating on Trains: Coiled up and+
linkswarm
queue: New link: L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department
linkswarm
queue: New link: 40 Years On The Barcode Has Turned Everything Into Information
Cryogeneri+
BigDinWaun+
dragonstaf+
BigDinWaun+
BeachGoat
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): You still got your+
meepbox
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): Pets are so much+
BigDinWaun+
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): I would meeping kill+
spankerchi+
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): What? Reddit loves+
JohnLenin
JohnLenin
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): [@StartRecordingNow]+
BeachGoat
middle_age+
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): Sorry about Fidel.+
StartRecor+
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): Y'all are really+
BigDinWaun+
BigDinWaun+
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): What a wonderful+
dragonstaf+
on Fidel (Show name - Darryl Lummox): It is always hard+
StartRecor+
dragonstaf+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Spank, I do 20-odd+
linkswarm
queue: New link: People Defecating on Trains
MstrLance
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
MstrLance
MstrLance
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I wonder...?
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: ...And YES, that's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: It's an insanely+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Moar pix: Oh,+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: So far I've taken+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Good to see you+
BeachGoat
on Spanky's Pic Place: Pepper and I went+
Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Calvin & Hobbes Last Words
MstrLance
on Cursed warship discovered in Baltic Sea.: "...researchers have+
  • dragonstaf+

  • startrecor+

  • spankerchi+

  • beachgoat

  • spankerchi+

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • dragonstaf+

  • beachgoat

  • pete56

  • mstrlance

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • hobo

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • beachgoat

  • spod

  • spankerchi+