How to Properly Jack Off a Horse

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Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • GrapeApe
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Nice link Bronie.

  • spod
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I have always said information cannot hurt you but I aint clicking that link.

Yes. It is EXACTLY what you think it is.

  • BeachGoat
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"Had a friend who majored in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it..."

--Tom Lehrer--

  • Wotak
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This doesn't work at all.

She forgot to add that you need to use lotion or at least spit on your hands.
Totally left out assplay, too.
meepin' amateur.

Can you effectively meep the horse with your tongue or is fisting the way to go? Anyone?

"If I were to meep an animal, it would be a horse. Not only because its a majestic beast, but because after meeping it in the meep, I know I have a ride home."

- Dave Attell

  • JohnLenin
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  • MstrLance
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Ren! Stimpy! I miss thee!

  • BeachGoat
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  • sunny77
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  • sunny77
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i dl'd this ebook once and it was about the secret fantasies of women, in it were these various chapters on different taboos that different women wrote about in letters to the author. stuff like bestiality, judging from the bulk of the letters, is pretty common, just hushed. just sayin. (and no, i'm not into that myself, i just don't care)

  • Wotak
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Nobody cares.

Thanks sunny77.... just because some swarmers provide their wives with farm animals to meep, doesn't mean the rest of us don't care.

For one, I'm going to be watching my girlfriend around my male cat. Don't wanna walk into the bedroom where she is smoking Clancy's pole or shoving his paw into her cooch.

  • MstrLance
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The Secret Garden. I liked the chapter on abductions.

  • sunny77
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i enjoyed the whole damned book, it played on the whole spectrum of human emotion.

  • sunny77
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what the meep!?!? i really needed to know this

  • nurglets
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any chance of using a file host that isn't meep and keeps giving me "free users cannot parallel download files" or meep out at 60%?

@sunny77

enjoy.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Wrong book, though.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Same wrong book though.

  • MstrLance
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  • spod
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Remove left foot...insert right foot

  • sunny77
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exit stage right

  • sunny77
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i got that particular ebook at freebookspotDOTcom, so i rolled with that. quitcha meepen :)

  • sunny77
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@MstrLance what chapter is that? i have the pdf open and i don't see such a chapter. also, this:

I kind of like it when I imagine some heavenly looking black guy telling me I'm nothing but a white meep

that whole chapter is clearly racist as meep

actually, this is how you do it

http://www.barnlove.com/movie/3587/stallion_crumping

You know better than to actually click on that link, don't you?
(not illegal, farmer has his clothes on, but not worksafe)

  • sunny77
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  • MstrLance
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It might have been the sequel, Forbidden Flowers. You can find your own link.
@sunny

  • sunny77
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THERE'S A SEQUEL? i'm on this like pot on a hippie's breath

  • pete56
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Then there's sheep shearing

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i don't remember posting any of this
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hurry along to the bedroom, next to the left-hand suitcase is my most loved guitar
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Live Long and Prosper. Beam me up, Mr. Scott.
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Thanks, Goat. What a long strange trip it's been.
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Oh, and Hi, there, meep-O.
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Message:Happy AnkleVersy, Mr. Lance. 28 Years is a long time to be a True Magical Being
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meep-tastic meepballs of meep meepting meep, meep meeped an already meepty day.
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But I DID make it much, much shorter.
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I didn't make his day any better.
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This morning I met a pitt mix on the road who was having a bad day.
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meep your meeping meeps, meepers
sunny77
immediately dismissed it as some trolling meep
sunny77
also i got upset today at woolies i saw someone who looked like billy corgin stocking the produce aisle
sunny77
it wasn't ever an offer. no matter how many times you kick a chihuahua, its still dumb enough to come back and meep on your feet
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i think your first offer was better
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I love you guys <3
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you're right. it can be misinterpreted by esl retards. maybe "burn in meep" or "castrate yourself" would be more effective
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I've been assuming those were offers.
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i've been sayin that for years
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srsl
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meep you guys
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okcupid and meepmatch are not how i want to experience the entire spectrum of human emotion, so i don't
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i KNOW
HOBO
Ya think?
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lets talk about how linkswarm is made up bullmeep
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Fully legit self-pity. Free for the wallowing in!
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Lady Slaughter told me that one.(I don't wanna talk about it) But hey, there's always internet dating! You could run the whole gamut of excitement, desire, intrigue, shock, betrayal and disillusion. That's always fun...!
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no, we aren't
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We're having meep, 'cause I'm stronger than you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
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Maybe a poem will cheer you up.
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i have a disregard for all holidays. its the same meep every year
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we bees are part of a human/bee hybrid eugenics program. its not difficult to see who the control group is
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Mobile dikkery =/= PC dikkery
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Happy Bday sunny. Here's hoping your vaginal irritation is moderate on this wonderful Valentine's Day weekend. Here's hoping your ever-present vaginal irritation is moderate to mild this fine Valentines Day weekend!
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mine's not detachable so i wont die though
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we bees tend to have our stingers out most of the time
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thank you dent :)
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and meep everyone else
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Habby Bday Sunny
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Those bees are vicious little kamikazi meeps.
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I don't want to have to resort to effing up the lines on my bike by adding a windshield, but meep it, I swear the FIRST goddamned day it was warm enough to ride, the farmers all decided to put out all their bee boxes.
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