How to Properly Jack Off a Horse

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Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • GrapeApe
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Nice link Bronie.

  • spod
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I have always said information cannot hurt you but I aint clicking that link.

Yes. It is EXACTLY what you think it is.

  • BeachGoat
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"Had a friend who majored in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it..."

--Tom Lehrer--

  • Wotak
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This doesn't work at all.

She forgot to add that you need to use lotion or at least spit on your hands.
Totally left out assplay, too.
meepin' amateur.

Can you effectively meep the horse with your tongue or is fisting the way to go? Anyone?

"If I were to meep an animal, it would be a horse. Not only because its a majestic beast, but because after meeping it in the meep, I know I have a ride home."

- Dave Attell

  • JohnLenin
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  • MstrLance
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Ren! Stimpy! I miss thee!

  • BeachGoat
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  • sunny77
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  • sunny77
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i dl'd this ebook once and it was about the secret fantasies of women, in it were these various chapters on different taboos that different women wrote about in letters to the author. stuff like bestiality, judging from the bulk of the letters, is pretty common, just hushed. just sayin. (and no, i'm not into that myself, i just don't care)

  • Wotak
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Nobody cares.

Thanks sunny77.... just because some swarmers provide their wives with farm animals to meep, doesn't mean the rest of us don't care.

For one, I'm going to be watching my girlfriend around my male cat. Don't wanna walk into the bedroom where she is smoking Clancy's pole or shoving his paw into her cooch.

  • MstrLance
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The Secret Garden. I liked the chapter on abductions.

  • sunny77
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i enjoyed the whole damned book, it played on the whole spectrum of human emotion.

  • sunny77
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what the meep!?!? i really needed to know this

  • nurglets
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any chance of using a file host that isn't meep and keeps giving me "free users cannot parallel download files" or meep out at 60%?

@sunny77

enjoy.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Wrong book, though.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Same wrong book though.

  • MstrLance
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  • spod
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Remove left foot...insert right foot

  • sunny77
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exit stage right

  • sunny77
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i got that particular ebook at freebookspotDOTcom, so i rolled with that. quitcha meepen :)

  • sunny77
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@MstrLance what chapter is that? i have the pdf open and i don't see such a chapter. also, this:

I kind of like it when I imagine some heavenly looking black guy telling me I'm nothing but a white meep

that whole chapter is clearly racist as meep

actually, this is how you do it

http://www.barnlove.com/movie/3587/stallion_crumping

You know better than to actually click on that link, don't you?
(not illegal, farmer has his clothes on, but not worksafe)

  • sunny77
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  • MstrLance
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It might have been the sequel, Forbidden Flowers. You can find your own link.
@sunny

  • sunny77
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THERE'S A SEQUEL? i'm on this like pot on a hippie's breath

  • pete56
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Then there's sheep shearing

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on The Rise of the Phoenix: [@spankerchief](http+
BeachGoat
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Nicely Done!
spankerchi+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: Fantastic work, man.+
StartRecor+
Getting to be a meep is probably the best thing about getting old. no?
Pepper
I am a meep. Getting old sucks.
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: great job!
sunny77
linkswarm jumped the shark long ago but i'm not going to discourage certain swimmers from flailing about
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: This project is+
sunny77
HAHAHA
HOBO
Ocelot
linkswarm
queue: New link: Whale Poops on Divers
StartRecor+
Jesus loves you anyway
meepbox
meep the world, meep a meep, meep these haters, get rich.
linkswarm
queue: New link: WE NEED TO REGULATE CARS THE WAY WE REGULATE GUNS
LOki
DS? sunny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ynTVMxPlQ
LOki
LULZ1
sunny77
linkswarm.com: where the non-elite make passive aggressive comments towards the financially stable
sunny77
yeah. its called the fbi
BeachGoat
Hoarders, not Swarmers. Although I am both.
BeachGoat
Isn't there a point that they can just burn them out like a leper pit?
sunny77
linkswarm.com: all time low
middle_age+
Hoarders : Buried Alive. Celebrity Edition. Mark my words.
BeachGoat
Thick Black Beer.
StartRecor+
Blaspheme! No Zin? No Cab? No Bordeaux?
sunny77
meeping rude
spankerchi+
So sayeth THE LORD.
spankerchi+
...then there will be two minutes of rest before laying into the divine body with a nice salad and maybe some garlic bread.
spankerchi+
...at which point though shalt add 2 tbspns of holy meeper and flip/marinade Him for another two minutes...
spankerchi+
...pan-fried (after the oil in the skillet starts to smoke a little) for 6 minutes, flipping the almighty every minute for a good initial caramelization...
spankerchi+
god is a well-marbled ribeye generously coated with salt and cracked pepper...
StartRecor+
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
HOBO
The meep has been slung
linkswarm
queue: New link: World Leaders On The Loo
sunny77
no
StartRecor+
Hi. Can I talk with you for a few minutes about Jesus Christ?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Serial Killer Cop Jailed For Murdering 22 Women
sunny77
bye
BeachGoat
Monkey meepskin walrus snot. I've had enough today.
BeachGoat
Pig loses to Thor on a Goat
meepbox
FTWORLD
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BeachGoat
Wait until you're an old man, Sunnypie
linkswarm
queue: New link: There is more to Fight Club than meets the eye.
sunny77
you meep freaks
spankerchi+
Also waiting for test results from le heart exam and bloodwork.
spankerchi+
Gonna have to take a raincheck Goat. I'm still sick from spending all of Christmas and New-Year's in a house with no heat.
BeachGoat
As long as I can steam crab legs and melt meeper, I can find the scampi.
middle_age+
Too bad about steak and meep day.
BeachGoat
I wish it was. That's about all the action I'm getting in these senior years.
StartRecor+
Is "pet a baby goat" a euphemism?
sunny77
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: you aren't meant to+
BeachGoat
You can still come pet a baby goat, Spanky. They went from kitten to terrier, but they're still cuteness therapy.
meepbox
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: I don't understand.
sunny77
(:
spankerchi+
Ahh, THAT'S what I like about you sunny77; that was an emo chick move I just pulled. (meeping and not giving any details) Irritating, innit?
sunny77
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://fc08.devi+
sunny77
someone call the wambulance
spankerchi+
Not HORRIBLE.(Nobody's dead) But pretty fukkin BAD.
spankerchi+
This week was BAD.
sunny77
someone, somewhere is playing the worlds most imaginary violin
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: So is this thred+
sunny77
sunny77
misdirected rage/jealousy
dragonstaf+
So how did Lance manage to meep this meepwit off?
Vortex
enough for you four, may existance provide one. So mote it be, merry merry meep off and never meet again,
Vortex
and may karl, kyle, and kylene go with you to be cursed for all time by the heads of every spiriutal and religious tradition ever, may all meep on your collecticve graves, be they at 930 Bartlett street Chico Ca USA or elsewear - hades has no meep deep
HOBO
It was Wotak
sunny77
it appears someone's been rummaging about my inbox again
meeproach
fresh batteries!
Vortex
Hey meepyourface Bin Laden, I mean William Hees - MSTRBATOR LANCE< GOTO meep, Goodday, goodnight, and choke on the balarney stone while your at it,
HOBO
My head feels like it was skull meeped. Too much tequila
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