How to Properly Jack Off a Horse

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Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • GrapeApe
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Nice link Bronie.

  • spod
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I have always said information cannot hurt you but I aint clicking that link.

Yes. It is EXACTLY what you think it is.

  • BeachGoat
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"Had a friend who majored in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it..."

--Tom Lehrer--

  • Wotak
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This doesn't work at all.

She forgot to add that you need to use lotion or at least spit on your hands.
Totally left out assplay, too.
meepin' amateur.

Can you effectively meep the horse with your tongue or is fisting the way to go? Anyone?

"If I were to meep an animal, it would be a horse. Not only because its a majestic beast, but because after meeping it in the meep, I know I have a ride home."

- Dave Attell

  • JohnLenin
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  • MstrLance
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Ren! Stimpy! I miss thee!

  • BeachGoat
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  • sunny77
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  • sunny77
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i dl'd this ebook once and it was about the secret fantasies of women, in it were these various chapters on different taboos that different women wrote about in letters to the author. stuff like bestiality, judging from the bulk of the letters, is pretty common, just hushed. just sayin. (and no, i'm not into that myself, i just don't care)

  • Wotak
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Nobody cares.

Thanks sunny77.... just because some swarmers provide their wives with farm animals to meep, doesn't mean the rest of us don't care.

For one, I'm going to be watching my girlfriend around my male cat. Don't wanna walk into the bedroom where she is smoking Clancy's pole or shoving his paw into her cooch.

  • MstrLance
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The Secret Garden. I liked the chapter on abductions.

  • sunny77
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i enjoyed the whole damned book, it played on the whole spectrum of human emotion.

  • sunny77
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what the meep!?!? i really needed to know this

  • nurglets
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any chance of using a file host that isn't meep and keeps giving me "free users cannot parallel download files" or meep out at 60%?

@sunny77

enjoy.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Wrong book, though.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Same wrong book though.

  • MstrLance
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  • spod
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Remove left foot...insert right foot

  • sunny77
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exit stage right

  • sunny77
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i got that particular ebook at freebookspotDOTcom, so i rolled with that. quitcha meepen :)

  • sunny77
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@MstrLance what chapter is that? i have the pdf open and i don't see such a chapter. also, this:

I kind of like it when I imagine some heavenly looking black guy telling me I'm nothing but a white meep

that whole chapter is clearly racist as meep

actually, this is how you do it

http://www.barnlove.com/movie/3587/stallion_crumping

You know better than to actually click on that link, don't you?
(not illegal, farmer has his clothes on, but not worksafe)

  • sunny77
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  • MstrLance
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It might have been the sequel, Forbidden Flowers. You can find your own link.
@sunny

  • sunny77
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THERE'S A SEQUEL? i'm on this like pot on a hippie's breath

  • pete56
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Then there's sheep shearing

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spankerchi+
meep yeah.
JohnLenin
nail ur landing m8
dragonstaf+
He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
JohnLenin
what an idiot
dragonstaf+
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kiddie's book about armed parenthood
dragonstaf+
LOki
on Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?: MORE THAN 6,500 SWAT+
LOki
mundrah
linkswarm
queue: New link: Video Killed Trust in Police Officers
linkswarm
queue: New link: Facebook Will Test "Satire" Tags, So Idiots Will Stop Sharing Articles Like They're Real
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MstrLance
spankerchi+
MstrLance
JohnLenin
aren't you supposed to be sober n meep?
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: I have to admit+
dragonstaf+
meepbox
I've got that good kush and alcohol
linkswarm
queue: New link: Armed Liberian meepgots release ebola infected meepgots.
meeproach
on Well, Mork's dead.: Yeah but raging+
middle_age+
Alphagetti makes me bumpee
spankerchi+
Me alpha.
HOBO
on Well, Mork's dead.: Robin Williams+
sunny77
dnw
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
BeachGoat
Hives with the queen Bees in conjunction; Runs when the Alpha Males conflict.
BeachGoat
I have been having an unexplained groin itch lately, and Sunny & Heather together again put it all in place.
JohnLenin
lolhai
Heather
hello
sunny77
hi heather!
Heather
fuuuuuuuuuu
sunny77
:)
JohnLenin
and I don't write them I just translate the magical tablets I found in my yard
JohnLenin
that's meeping retarded go away
sunny77
jon, i reckon a more fitting name for linkswarm drama...let it be "revelation 9"
JohnLenin
I wax my entire body like a civilized person
spankerchi+
Yay summer.
spankerchi+
You ever get so chaffed that you start pinching off tufts of taint hair?
LOki
on Well, Mork's dead.: ...& "...making+
JohnLenin
on Well, Mork's dead.: "'Robin's sobriety+
sunny77
on Well, Mork's dead.: i am drunk and+
sunny77
on Well, Mork's dead.: *Oh captain, my+
sunny77
on Well, Mork's dead.: *That was so surreal+
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on Well, Mork's dead.: [What a nice+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?
linkswarm
queue: New link: English poofer Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In meep
JohnLenin
Next up: Driving a speedboat on the freeway
spankerchi+
I'm told that dirtbike forks have this magical property called "travel".
spankerchi+
Knees and ankles hurt, but nothin' a cool pimp stick won't fix.
spankerchi+
Well, I never laid it down, anyway.
spankerchi+
I remembered the bit about slowing down and not leaning...then dipmeep started pulling ahead and...
dragonstaf+
Also: Lauren Bacall DED
dragonstaf+
As long as your legs are OK, forks can be replaced. Did my comments on dirt riding help?
spankerchi+
Also: I need new forks.
spankerchi+
But HOLY meep it was fun trying.
spankerchi+
Today I learned that a cruiser can NOT in fact keep up with a dirt bike on a dirt road.
JohnLenin
Except this one I'm doing sober
JohnLenin
I'm going ahead and starting a third one
sunny77
"this is the wotak"
LOki
Let the LOLZ commence!
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