How to Properly Jack Off a Horse

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LORDKAHUNA

  • GrapeApe
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Nice link Bronie.

  • spod
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I have always said information cannot hurt you but I aint clicking that link.

Yes. It is EXACTLY what you think it is.

  • BeachGoat
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"Had a friend who majored in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it..."

--Tom Lehrer--

  • Wotak
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This doesn't work at all.

She forgot to add that you need to use lotion or at least spit on your hands.
Totally left out assplay, too.
meepin' amateur.

Can you effectively meep the horse with your tongue or is fisting the way to go? Anyone?

"If I were to meep an animal, it would be a horse. Not only because its a majestic beast, but because after meeping it in the meep, I know I have a ride home."

- Dave Attell

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  • MstrLance
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Ren! Stimpy! I miss thee!

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  • sunny77
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  • sunny77
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i dl'd this ebook once and it was about the secret fantasies of women, in it were these various chapters on different taboos that different women wrote about in letters to the author. stuff like bestiality, judging from the bulk of the letters, is pretty common, just hushed. just sayin. (and no, i'm not into that myself, i just don't care)

  • Wotak
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Nobody cares.

Thanks sunny77.... just because some swarmers provide their wives with farm animals to meep, doesn't mean the rest of us don't care.

For one, I'm going to be watching my girlfriend around my male cat. Don't wanna walk into the bedroom where she is smoking Clancy's pole or shoving his paw into her cooch.

  • MstrLance
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The Secret Garden. I liked the chapter on abductions.

  • sunny77
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i enjoyed the whole damned book, it played on the whole spectrum of human emotion.

  • sunny77
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what the meep!?!? i really needed to know this

  • nurglets
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any chance of using a file host that isn't meep and keeps giving me "free users cannot parallel download files" or meep out at 60%?

@sunny77

enjoy.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Wrong book, though.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Same wrong book though.

  • MstrLance
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  • spod
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Remove left foot...insert right foot

  • sunny77
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exit stage right

  • sunny77
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i got that particular ebook at freebookspotDOTcom, so i rolled with that. quitcha meepen :)

  • sunny77
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@MstrLance what chapter is that? i have the pdf open and i don't see such a chapter. also, this:

I kind of like it when I imagine some heavenly looking black guy telling me I'm nothing but a white meep

that whole chapter is clearly racist as meep

actually, this is how you do it

http://www.barnlove.com/movie/3587/stallion_crumping

You know better than to actually click on that link, don't you?
(not illegal, farmer has his clothes on, but not worksafe)

  • sunny77
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  • MstrLance
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It might have been the sequel, Forbidden Flowers. You can find your own link.
@sunny

  • sunny77
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THERE'S A SEQUEL? i'm on this like pot on a hippie's breath

  • pete56
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Then there's sheep shearing

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The weather is nice. Past time I got busy on some silly meep.
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rain is like the sky vomiting
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I would let them off in a cyclone, but a little rain is no excuse. :)
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well thats how it is in qld
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Most of them come up to ride trail bikes in the big national park on the other side of the border. Murray Sunset it is called
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What! Auspost not riding their little motorbikes in the rain! It isn't worth them coming here more than that, not enough mail.
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do the weekenders just go camping or what
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three times a week! the only times the post doesn't come is on inclement weather days as well as holidays
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We get the post three times a week, and have a 30 km drive to the shop, most of it dirt. I live in the old one-room school.
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I'm in a little 'town' out here. Little as in half a mile of bitumen through the middle and about ten houses, only half of them lived in. The rest are weekenders.
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:)
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Desert country.
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Lots of low trees, only 10-20 feet tall, and not much else. Really sandy soil.
sunny77
looks
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looka kinda brushy
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Google the Murray Mallee, for a look at where I am.
sunny77
lol!
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A Mexican here is a Victorian, from being south of the border (with NSW)
sunny77
there's what i call the tropical coast, then the brush then the outback (desert) the further inland from the coast
sunny77
the mexicans are on the other side of the world so i'm not sure what you mean
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I am out in what should be called desert these days, just south of the Murray, and only 7kms west of Victoria. The Mexicans are almost too close.
sunny77
its hot and humid here, even when it rains
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I know what you mean. we had high thirties last week, and again from Saturday. At least it is dry, not steamy.
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it's hot. had a heat wave couple weekends ago
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I leik pooping in the woods
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Spread dat seed.
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