How to Properly Jack Off a Horse

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Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • GrapeApe
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Nice link Bronie.

  • spod
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I have always said information cannot hurt you but I aint clicking that link.

Yes. It is EXACTLY what you think it is.

  • BeachGoat
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"Had a friend who majored in Animal Husbandry until they caught him at it..."

--Tom Lehrer--

  • Wotak
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This doesn't work at all.

She forgot to add that you need to use lotion or at least spit on your hands.
Totally left out assplay, too.
meepin' amateur.

Can you effectively meep the horse with your tongue or is fisting the way to go? Anyone?

"If I were to meep an animal, it would be a horse. Not only because its a majestic beast, but because after meeping it in the meep, I know I have a ride home."

- Dave Attell

  • JohnLenin
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  • MstrLance
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Ren! Stimpy! I miss thee!

  • BeachGoat
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  • sunny77
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  • sunny77
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i dl'd this ebook once and it was about the secret fantasies of women, in it were these various chapters on different taboos that different women wrote about in letters to the author. stuff like bestiality, judging from the bulk of the letters, is pretty common, just hushed. just sayin. (and no, i'm not into that myself, i just don't care)

  • Wotak
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Nobody cares.

Thanks sunny77.... just because some swarmers provide their wives with farm animals to meep, doesn't mean the rest of us don't care.

For one, I'm going to be watching my girlfriend around my male cat. Don't wanna walk into the bedroom where she is smoking Clancy's pole or shoving his paw into her cooch.

  • MstrLance
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The Secret Garden. I liked the chapter on abductions.

  • sunny77
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i enjoyed the whole damned book, it played on the whole spectrum of human emotion.

  • sunny77
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what the meep!?!? i really needed to know this

  • nurglets
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any chance of using a file host that isn't meep and keeps giving me "free users cannot parallel download files" or meep out at 60%?

@sunny77

enjoy.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Wrong book, though.

  • MstrLance
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  • MstrLance
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Same wrong book though.

  • MstrLance
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  • spod
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Remove left foot...insert right foot

  • sunny77
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exit stage right

  • sunny77
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i got that particular ebook at freebookspotDOTcom, so i rolled with that. quitcha meepen :)

  • sunny77
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@MstrLance what chapter is that? i have the pdf open and i don't see such a chapter. also, this:

I kind of like it when I imagine some heavenly looking black guy telling me I'm nothing but a white meep

that whole chapter is clearly racist as meep

actually, this is how you do it

http://www.barnlove.com/movie/3587/stallion_crumping

You know better than to actually click on that link, don't you?
(not illegal, farmer has his clothes on, but not worksafe)

  • sunny77
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  • MstrLance
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It might have been the sequel, Forbidden Flowers. You can find your own link.
@sunny

  • sunny77
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THERE'S A SEQUEL? i'm on this like pot on a hippie's breath

  • pete56
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Then there's sheep shearing

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sunny77
this ebonic plague has got to stop!
MstrLance
...the current state of American jurisprudence, for instance.
StartRecor+
you should object to something
MstrLance
(insert "hung jury" joke here)
MstrLance
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
spankerchi+
Taintin' yer poolz.
spankerchi+
I'm all up in the jury box.
MstrLance
on u put pitcures here: XxIsvKb.jpg
StartRecor+
why do i think of the family thanksgiving dinner every time I see "drunken pig fights cow?"
LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2151
HOBO
Oh Goat!
BeachGoat
It's fun to be the dirty old man hanging out in parks with a 5 year old girl, and have an excuse.
BeachGoat
I leik being Grandpa
HOBO
Fudge
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: At the profound risk+
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on New shed build.: Lookin' damned good+
LOki
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LOki
http://bitcointradedesk.com/?p=2058
sunny77
on New shed build.: i know what you+
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on New shed build.: Oh, don't get me+
sunny77
on New shed build.: i don't mind them+
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on New shed build.: [@sunny77](http://ww+
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on New shed build.: i saw one of+
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on New shed build.: [shudder]Went to+
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Rick Perry weighs in on international Issues
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: About all I have+
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on New shed build.: I have had a+
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MstrLance
on u put pitcures here: 5166_soil_halloween.jpg
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sunny77
i lol'd
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Suffer in silence. ...unless it's funny, of course.
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on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: Somebody has to be+
sunny77
on Dead Not Dead Very Dead Dying: http://www.youtube.c+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Hmmm, I have a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: If I could only+
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sunny77
on Canadian Devil meep: ...and the+
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on Canadian Devil meep: beachgoat999E3o.jpg
JohnLenin
on Canadian Devil meep: According to Dante's+
sunny77
on Canadian Devil meep: haha, i love it+
HOBO
meep meep meep
StartRecor+
on Canadian Devil meep: Wait. that didnt+
StartRecor+
on Canadian Devil meep: maybe not in YOUR+
Dumbskull
on Canadian Devil meep: Angels (those still+
Dumbskull
on Beautifully Evil: the bendy hair+
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Dumbskull
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StartRecor+
on u put pitcures here: ![](http://images.da+
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My fundament is being rendered asunder!
linkswarm
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sunny77
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sunny77
what b0bo said
HOBO
Dont be a meep
linkswarm
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spankerchi+
Diablo 3 kicks meep, btw.
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: bionicmyassN9Ath.jpg
spankerchi+
So meep'em. I got MYSELF something nice.
spankerchi+
Then I thought: Those meepsuckers took away practically ALL of our benefits over the last few years.
spankerchi+
Got to feeling a little charitable over the weekend and started a project to raffle off at work to help pay for the company christmas party.
HOBO
My meep is being violently ripped
HOBO
Sunday is the new meepitallday
MstrLance
on u put pitcures here: 5084_caution.jpg
sunny77
lol!
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Confucious say: Linkswarm meep like chinese finger trap. The more you struggle the harder it get.
HOBO
Momad thought Linkswarm was ded. Silly Momad.
linkswarm
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sunny77
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