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  • BeachGoat
  • Jun13 '11
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Oprah, and her feelings on 25 years of doing her show. At least she's honest about it. Fare Thee Well, Oh Chocolate Icon!

"I hated them all: I hated Hugh Jackman. I hated Jim Carrey. I hated Dakota Fanning. I honestly couldn't care less about injured war veterans, or about that one girl who survived genocide to attend Yale. The daughter whose dying mother made her taped messages before she died? I actually had to stop myself from rolling my eyes while the girl told me that story because of how stupid I thought the whole idea was. Lisa Marie Presley was absolutely disgusting, Miley Cyrus was a waste, Stevie Wonder bored me to death, and Brooke Shields annoyed the ever-living meep out of me. And you know what? I hated Sidney Poitier most of all."

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Parody, but I've got a dollar that says "If she didn't mind the backlash, she'd totally admit to this"

Good find!

  • sunny77
  • Jun12 '11

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i wish this meep was real. in fact, it probably is real. only in parody form.

  • bobacus
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I bet theres a tape of her somewhere saying this meep.

  • folkmoot
  • Jun13 '11

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Who's Oprah?

  • Wotak
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You wouldn't know her, she's a black person.

  • JhulDin
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Harpo would blow Obama in front of the Lincoln Memorial..just sayin'

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