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  • BeachGoat
  • Jun13 '11
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Oprah, and her feelings on 25 years of doing her show. At least she's honest about it. Fare Thee Well, Oh Chocolate Icon!

"I hated them all: I hated Hugh Jackman. I hated Jim Carrey. I hated Dakota Fanning. I honestly couldn't care less about injured war veterans, or about that one girl who survived genocide to attend Yale. The daughter whose dying mother made her taped messages before she died? I actually had to stop myself from rolling my eyes while the girl told me that story because of how stupid I thought the whole idea was. Lisa Marie Presley was absolutely disgusting, Miley Cyrus was a waste, Stevie Wonder bored me to death, and Brooke Shields annoyed the ever-living meep out of me. And you know what? I hated Sidney Poitier most of all."

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Parody, but I've got a dollar that says "If she didn't mind the backlash, she'd totally admit to this"

Good find!

  • sunny77
  • Jun12 '11

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i wish this meep was real. in fact, it probably is real. only in parody form.

  • bobacus
  • Jun12 '11

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I bet theres a tape of her somewhere saying this meep.

  • folkmoot
  • Jun13 '11

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Who's Oprah?

  • Wotak
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You wouldn't know her, she's a black person.

  • JhulDin
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Harpo would blow Obama in front of the Lincoln Memorial..just sayin'

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meeping sweetcorn- you eat it, chewit, crush each kernel into paste, and two days later you meep it out looking like it was just scraped off the cob.
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Imma try and get out more before I start collecting my urine in jars...
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spankerchief you never visit
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Burnberry; The quest for hooch.
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Heading up to Greenville Friday. Anybody need anything while I'm there?
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And I refuse to punch anyone in their junk, especially on the date of his birth. ;)
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OMG. Vas and I share a birthday! Happy to you, Big Guy!!!
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Happy Birthday Vas.
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Just us chickens
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Anybody in here?
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40? Jesus
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Today is the almighty Vasudeva's 40th birthday. If you see him today, punch him the meep ( I heard he likes that)
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on Wil Wheaton still isn't a meep: He played Wesley+
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My in-laws are dead. HIGH FIVE!
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Not happy with my in-laws.
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meepBuggery & Lies Breaking LoveStones like Powdered Cakes
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Message:You can't hide that kind of subtle meepery from ME.
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Since Feb of '08, Sherlock.
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Pitcures?
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meep yeah.
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nail ur landing m8
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He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
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what an idiot
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http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
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mundrah
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