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  • BeachGoat
  • Jun13 '11
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Oprah, and her feelings on 25 years of doing her show. At least she's honest about it. Fare Thee Well, Oh Chocolate Icon!

"I hated them all: I hated Hugh Jackman. I hated Jim Carrey. I hated Dakota Fanning. I honestly couldn't care less about injured war veterans, or about that one girl who survived genocide to attend Yale. The daughter whose dying mother made her taped messages before she died? I actually had to stop myself from rolling my eyes while the girl told me that story because of how stupid I thought the whole idea was. Lisa Marie Presley was absolutely disgusting, Miley Cyrus was a waste, Stevie Wonder bored me to death, and Brooke Shields annoyed the ever-living meep out of me. And you know what? I hated Sidney Poitier most of all."

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

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Parody, but I've got a dollar that says "If she didn't mind the backlash, she'd totally admit to this"

Good find!

  • sunny77
  • Jun12 '11

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i wish this meep was real. in fact, it probably is real. only in parody form.

  • bobacus
  • Jun12 '11

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I bet theres a tape of her somewhere saying this meep.

  • folkmoot
  • Jun13 '11

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Who's Oprah?

  • Wotak
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You wouldn't know her, she's a black person.

  • JhulDin
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Harpo would blow Obama in front of the Lincoln Memorial..just sayin'

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sunny77
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BeachGoat
on Spanky's Pic Place: That is so cool!+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: The birth of Goat
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queue: New link: The North Woods Hermit
spankerchi+
meep yeah.
JohnLenin
nail ur landing m8
dragonstaf+
He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
JohnLenin
what an idiot
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http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
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LOki
on Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?: MORE THAN 6,500 SWAT+
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mundrah
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JohnLenin
aren't you supposed to be sober n meep?
dragonstaf+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: I have to admit+
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meepbox
I've got that good kush and alcohol
linkswarm
queue: New link: Armed Liberian meepgots release ebola infected meepgots.
meeproach
on Well, Mork's dead.: Yeah but raging+
middle_age+
Alphagetti makes me bumpee
spankerchi+
Me alpha.
HOBO
on Well, Mork's dead.: Robin Williams+
sunny77
dnw
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
BeachGoat
Hives with the queen Bees in conjunction; Runs when the Alpha Males conflict.
BeachGoat
I have been having an unexplained groin itch lately, and Sunny & Heather together again put it all in place.
JohnLenin
lolhai
Heather
hello
sunny77
hi heather!
Heather
fuuuuuuuuuu
sunny77
:)
JohnLenin
and I don't write them I just translate the magical tablets I found in my yard
JohnLenin
that's meeping retarded go away
sunny77
jon, i reckon a more fitting name for linkswarm drama...let it be "revelation 9"
JohnLenin
I wax my entire body like a civilized person
spankerchi+
Yay summer.
spankerchi+
You ever get so chaffed that you start pinching off tufts of taint hair?
LOki
on Well, Mork's dead.: ...& "...making+
JohnLenin
on Well, Mork's dead.: "'Robin's sobriety+
sunny77
on Well, Mork's dead.: i am drunk and+
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on Well, Mork's dead.: *Oh captain, my+
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on Well, Mork's dead.: *That was so surreal+
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queue: New link: Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?
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queue: New link: English poofer Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In meep
JohnLenin
Next up: Driving a speedboat on the freeway
spankerchi+
I'm told that dirtbike forks have this magical property called "travel".
spankerchi+
Knees and ankles hurt, but nothin' a cool pimp stick won't fix.
spankerchi+
Well, I never laid it down, anyway.
spankerchi+
I remembered the bit about slowing down and not leaning...then dipmeep started pulling ahead and...
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Also: Lauren Bacall DED
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