• Swarmed by
  • sunny77
  • May24 '11
  • 75 things

    2431 rads

meep Parents Bashed

What would you do if you saw meep parents berated by a waitress?

Decider: fastlane

Gethoht

dragonstaff

spankerchief

godevillivedog

witty_screen_name

pete56

BeachGoat

StartRecordingNow

Heather

ghostrider

GrapeApe

Wotak

bobacus

fastlane

Ugly old lesbians making loud kissy-face + young kids at the table = No meeping class.

Well I think it's just amazing that the shining love of two lesbians completely changed Texas.

  • sunny77
  • May24 '11

    posts

    2431 rads

    2431 rads

    #

did you two not watch the whole thing?

  • pete56
  • May24 '11

    posts

    12.1k rads

    12060 rads

    #

An entertainment ABSCAM for meepuality bigots.
A state that's allowed to not serve gays... Remarkable.
What is it that makes the US so freaked about meepuality?
Short answer: warped Christianity embedded in the national psyche.

  • GrapeApe
  • May24 '11

    posts

    16.6k rads

    16646 rads

    #

TV ON THE INTERWEBS!

Where were all those people when i was with my girl at a restaurant. meep. Well at least not everyones a meep.

  • sunny77
  • May24 '11

    posts

    2431 rads

    2431 rads

    #

you got harassed by a bigoted waitress?

Yeah, the meep 'accidentally' spilled boiling coffee on my girl, the manager wouldn't do meep, we had to leave. Kept calling us sinners.

  • sunny77
  • May24 '11

    posts

    2431 rads

    2431 rads

    #

that's no good. where do you live?

I was in Nebraska when that happened.

  • bobacus
  • May24 '11

    posts

    5482 rads

    5482 rads

    #

I hate seeing any public display of affection, no matter who is doing it unless it involves some toddler offspring or pets. I'll cut old people slack, because they know how to keep it discreet and brief.
You wouldn't want to watch me kiss Jen. I don't want to watch you kiss meep, unless it has hooves,paws, or a diaper bag involved, and I don't mean an amphetamine- fueled love sheep.
Public displays of affection are totally gross.

  • sunny77
  • May24 '11

    posts

    2431 rads

    2431 rads

    #

sounds like a personal problem. seeing anyone do anything like what you described makes me smile.

  • bobacus
  • May24 '11

    posts

    5482 rads

    5482 rads

    #

Yeah?

I was holding her hand, thats as affectionate as we got. I don't like pda either. You won't see me kissing my gf in public, kissing a friend, yeah whatever. It's different, but yeah i just held her hand told her she was beautiful and the meep went off. @bobacus

  • bobacus
  • May24 '11

    posts

    5482 rads

    5482 rads

    #

I have that second rate Ani Difranco playing her pointless melodies in my head now. Thanks.

... Ani Difranco?

  • bobacus
  • May24 '11

    posts

    5482 rads

    5482 rads

    #

What sort of Heretic meep are you?

One that has better taste in music apparently, and i'm not actually a lezbian, i'm transgender...

  • SexNinja
  • May24 '11

    posts

    61.9k rads

    61905 rads

    #

I'm a meep transgender meep seahorse

No doubt^

  • sunny77
  • May24 '11

    posts

    2431 rads

    2431 rads

    #

i can hook you up with the most fabulous tank

  • sunny77
  • May24 '11

    posts

    2431 rads

    2431 rads

    #

@anothermonkeyenslaved

gonna get something done about that?

Not sure yet, depends on if my fiance will let me join the navy, its complicated, and something i don't want to share with all teh swarmers, if you wan't to know more pm me.

  • sunny77
  • May24 '11

    posts

    2431 rads

    2431 rads

    #

alright

  • bobacus
  • May24 '11

    posts

    5482 rads

    5482 rads

    #

The Nav ain't gonna foot the bill for the addameeptome.

haha bob, you just shush.@bobacus

  • BeachGoat
  • May24 '11

    posts

    38.6k rads

    38569 rads

    #

.....And you people STILL don't think this is Dagwood? ^ You're getting played.

  • bobacus
  • May24 '11

    posts

    5482 rads

    5482 rads

    #

I know this person irl. It aint Dagwood.

I hate children. No way i could molest them. Disgusting machines that drool meep cry and eat. @BeachGoat

  • BeachGoat
  • May24 '11

    posts

    38.6k rads

    38569 rads

    #

Alrighty, then

  • Wotak
  • May24 '11

    posts

    46.9k rads

    46882 rads

    #

Link = fart

Comments = meh, except for the seahorse thing. That was A++.

  • BeachGoat
  • May24 '11

    posts

    38.6k rads

    38569 rads

    #

After our Son's wedding, which was just beautiful, and a meepin' ceremony, the Happy Couple and entourage all went out to a local seafood joint. Nobody treated them rudely, nor the child, nor the family (brother, sister, and their spouses, plus Rosie & I), nor their guests, who were Flamers. maybe it's just California, but I can't imagine that kind of meep. It's like the "Easy Rider" cafe scene. Awful.




The staff treated us like gold, and nobody in there said boo...nothing but smiles, and happys for all, even the grandcritter.

  • pete56
  • May24 '11

    posts

    12.1k rads

    12060 rads

    #

Most people get it, Beachgoat.
As far as the people in that restaurant, it's a tough call whether the majority disapproved the the couple, or just didn't want to get involved.
Public apathy is the most significant reason for the silent majority, I suspect.
The 'Me Generation' has a few aspects.

  • pete56
  • May24 '11

    posts

    12.1k rads

    12060 rads

    #

As far as gays/lesbians etc. : If i'm not sleepin' with 'em it's not an issue.
I'm more interested in a brain than genitalia. meep is fun to participate in, or
watch, but it ain't the whole enchilada.

^This X100
My ex is hotter than f#ck(my opinion) but is always talking a mile a minute about inane meep is totally irresponsible and couldn't take a hint if you screamed it into her face.
Some people are so bad that, hot as they are; it just isn't worth it.

I don't like seeing this meepgottry tolerated in my state or my link swarm.

Most bigots and -phobes usually die a horrible, lonely death... so we can look forward to that.

  • vasudeva
  • May25 '11

    posts

    253.9k rads

    253910 rads

    #

Despite whatever hippie silliness you may baggypants it up with, every death is horrible and lonely.

  • spod
  • May25 '11

    posts

    12.9k rads

    12875 rads

    #

Thanks SN, I just spat my morning coffee.

  • pete56
  • May25 '11

    posts

    12.1k rads

    12060 rads

    #

meep! At least a trinity of emotional issues...

@BeachGoat

I have strongly suspected this since the poor abused child first showed up.

Nine out of ten dead Viking warriors would have disagreed with you.

Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
linkswarm
queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
BigDinWaun+
fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
BigDinWaun+
fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
graycube
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
  • beachgoat

  • pete56

  • beachgoat

  • nurglets

  • sunny77

  • spankerchi+

  • spankerchi+

  • dragonstaf+

  • beachgoat

  • mstrlance

  • spankerchi+

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • lordkahuna

  • lordkahuna

  • lordkahuna

  • pete56

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • johnlenin

  • beachgoat

  • beachgoat

  • godevilliv+