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Dutch priest endorses pedophilia

So, Joey, have you ever been in a meeppit?

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  • sunny77
  • May21 '11

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oh so they've started being honest?

Don't trust anyone who can't say "Netherlands" without giggling.

Yeah, because little kids want to be meeped by old men. No, this is BS. There is no possible way a child can live through a pedophile without damage. Jezuz, sometimes adults have trouble coping after meep. No way. No meeping way. meeping sick.

  • sunny77
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care to share with the class how adults have trouble coping after meep?

I knew a girl, she was 26 before she had meep. She didn't really know what was going to happen. She freaked out, had a mental breakdown. Still goes to therapy. 32 now. Not every adult, but there are some. So meep, no kid should be having meep. I wish i had waited meep, even now being 18, i almost wish i was a vigin now.

  • sunny77
  • May22 '11

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i'm interested in the cirmeepstances surrounding that situation. it kind of sounds like who ever she was doing the meep with was less than kind.

No, she said he was really nice, but it just really freaked her out. She had never seen a naked man, i think that was the major bomb, but it wasn't like she was really religious, she just was NOT ready for it. I know the dude, he's a great guy, lol i've actually heard complaints he was too gentle. XD I'm always the person people talk to about their meep lives.

  • sunny77
  • May22 '11

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26 and never seen a naked man. this sounds like the punchline to some godawful joke.

Nope, just a scared woman, nobody ever taught her about meep she was homeschooled. Parents never told her anything about it. Until she turned 21 never knew that babies came from meep. She was badly misinformed and uneducated in the matter.

I meeped her, so there goes that theory.

  • sunny77
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well all i'm saying is that if he was kind and gentle i can't see how this would be an unpleasant experience, even under her unbelievable cirmeepstances

  • sunny77
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I'd introduce him to ya. To bad you live is aussie land. That and he's out somewhere doing something for charity. meep likes to go off grid without informing people, i think he's somewhere in south africa. He'll be back in U.S. in a week i think. He just got a facebook a little while back i can link you to that if you want to talk to him about what happened. He likes to share.

  • sunny77
  • May22 '11

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ok

:D alrighty.

  • sunny77
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he kind of looks like a meep and i would not have meep with him

Ouch, that was right after he learned he was going to be a dad. Lol.

  • sunny77
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is his kid a product of that disastrous meepual encounter?

That would make it a successful meepual encounter, eh?

  • sunny77
  • May22 '11

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maybe for him

No, a one night stand that went awry. She's a stupid meep, and deserves to die, but whatever. No, i don't think she and him ever well finished...

  • sunny77
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she doesn't sound like too much of a meep to me if she hasn't seen a naked man until she was 26, was traumatized by it and subsequently underwent years of therapy for it...

Lol, no the one night stand is a meep that deserves to die, sorry we'll call her meep, and the other girl sara.

  • sunny77
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oh well yeah that was fairly ambiguous. going around meeping everyone you see is a dumb thing to do. it has it's consequences, after all.

It wasn't really like that, the way i was told it was his birthday gift, they used to be good friends. They both got drunk. You'll have to ask him about that too, i'm not entirely sure of what went down. He's not the kind of guy who just goes around doing meep like that, but he is still a guy. Guys like meep.

  • sunny77
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i'm not going to talk to him. but yes, guys like meep.

Alright, well then....

@anothermonkeyenslaved

..She freaked out, had a mental breakdown. Still goes to therapy. 32 now. Not every adult, but there are some.

..So meep, no kid should be having meep...

Just playing devils advocate here, NOT arguing in favor of anything, but if there are adults with such low capacity for coping with meep, isn't it probable there are some children with a naturally high capacity for coping with meep?

If I recall someone else's book report from 25 years ago correctly, Margarette Atwood's 'A Brave New World' mentions that children are supervised in erotic play (with each other) from a very young age. That sort of education might have been helpful to the home schooled girl, assuming she was also not home schooled in the first place.

all children reading this should STFU or dagwood will get you.

^ meeping stars made that stuff italicized and messed with the tome of that post.

*tone

  • sunny77
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok fine, but children should not have meep with adults and vicer versa, it's wrong, it's meeped, and no matter how many studies you throw at me, not healthy for the child.@meeproach

Say "Dagwood" three times over the internet and he will come for you!

pedophilia -it's a touchy subject.

@meeproach

lawlz @touchy subject

There's a lot to be said over the meepualization of kids (and young adults who aren't mature enough to handle it)
My town is just chock full of "damaged" women.
I think it comes down to stability and security in the home.
If she doesn't feel safe and isn't having her basic needs met through her childhood, how can you expect her to be emotionally stable enough to handle that kind of intimacy?

  • sunny77
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this is my new favorite thread

Too many syllables...
-now my f#ckin' head hurts.

  • JohnLenin
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because almost half of the posts are you.

  • sunny77
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this isn't about me, this is about drawing dagwood out of his hideyhole because i know meep well he watches. no other reason for the driveby the other day.

well he's gonna notice this thread, you used his name again.

  • shitbox
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@dagwood

Now he'll notice it.

  • bobacus
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Darren?

Driveby? Dagwood did a driveby? Where exactly?

  • MstrLance
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Here.

'Sup dag.

  • bobacus
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I'll see if I can find him. In the last E mail he sent me, he sounded bad.

  • bobacus
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Nope. I deleted all of that.

  • BeachGoat
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The last thing I talked to him about was killing aphids on his Dad's tomatoes. I sure hope he didn't end up spittin' tobacco on his Papa's meep...

Seriously, I think he may have violated parole or something like that. He was a drinkin', and a smokin', and a sinnin', and the Law don't look too kindly upon that kind of behavior when you done be a Convicted Felon or the Usual Suspect or AnyBody Likely.

Poor meep.

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