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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




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i'm not watching this
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@sunny77
You should if you eat meats. For the most part this meep is common practice, except for the outright abuse (calf punching, wtf).
Meat is good. Huge agribusiness and the giant processing facilities certainly are not, for the animals or the consumer.
May17 '11
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i've seen meep like this before, i'd rather not look at it
May17 '11
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most people have this out-of-sight, out-of-mind mentality regarding this sort of thing. no one gives a meep as long as they don't have to see/hear about it, but they're happy to go to purchase some ground beef and hotdogs.
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If you can boil a lobster, get over it.
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but it's ok to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings
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I'm not going to watch this, but I'm sure as meep going to comment for no reason.
May18 '11
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Exactly why I posted this. Most of us have options. There are local producers for beef, pork, and chickens that are small, family farms. The meat is more expensive, but I'll gladly pay the cost. In the process of buying a standing freezer so i can load up on good stuff from the local farmers markets, and room for the deer meat I get in the fall.
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Ehh most of this video is just torture porn, yeah I don't doubt this happens everyday, but It sure ain't convincing me to spend twice as much on some free range bullmeep that's probably treated the same way.
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Sunny, please tell me why factory farming is NOT good for the consumer.
May18 '11
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guitarjon, did you miss the part where i said i'd seen this before?
kahuna, never said it wasn't good for the consumer. all i'm saying is that most people don't care about this sort of animal cruelty unless it's shoved in their faces.
both of you, if you're trying to troll me about morality, it's not gonna work
May18 '11
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factories supply an artificially high population for an artificially high population. consumers consume until consumed. eventually, the time of antibiotics and gasoline will pass.
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Humans evolved as omnivores. A healthy diet includes meat. That being said, wealthy nations eat an unhealthy amount of it. BECAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS. The "inhumane" practices arise because wealthy meat lovers don't want to pay for the comfort of something that shows up at their table dead and uncaring anyway. If it bothers you that your dinner died screaming and terrorized, you can pay a premium for dinner that did not. You'll even get a healthier, better cut of meat. I cannot afford to pay that premium. I occasionally get meat from friends who raise chickens, pigs, and rabbits that live a cushy, spoiled life and I can attest to the fact that it's deliciousness is definitely enhanced.
May18 '11
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On that topic, I've got the smoker modded and ready for the massive housepet barbecue on the 22nd.
(Bring your own dry-rub/sauce/marinade.)
May18 '11
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If you're bringing a bunch of little yappy dogs, please have them gutted and skinned prior to arrival.
They take far too long to dress for the little bit of meat you get off 'em.
May18 '11
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Can anybody recommend a wine to go with smoked poodle?
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meep wine, whiskey goes with poodle
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(Gasps)
Yes!
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Meats are murder
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meeping meepgot goats
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gotta problem with meeps?
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Me? Nope. Some of my best meeps are friends.
May18 '11
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i don't feel it's unreasonable for me to feel jealous of the taker in bear porn
May19 '11
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I'm jealous of the super-clean edges on all of their beards. Oh wait, that's not me, that's Dent.
May19 '11
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The best wine for smoked poodle, and my favorite, Rack of Lab is a giant jug of Carlo Rossi.
Try the Blush, its mediocre.