Judgment Day

Resubmit on May 22 for lolz.

YAY!!!
I'll never be 40!

Good. This is the last week I have to play a Sunday with a mediocre guitarist.

I truly do want to believe this, but faith fails me. We as a species are way overdue for a healthy mass extinction.

I see these guys all over new york. they have may 21 deckled on their cars, hand out flyers, and have some radio time. The promoter has spent 140 thousand for the ad campaign.

May 22, 2011

National I told you so day

someone's got to win

That being the case I'm going to check into a fancy hotel and rape my chamber maid. Since there is apparently no heaven as well it's going to be win win. Except for the maid of course but I tip well.

But my birthday is in mid June. Can't God and all his kick meep disciples just wait one more month? If I pray hard enough, he should hear me.

Yep, And I'm in on the Darwin plan . I have decided to get wiped out for the good of whoever is left.
meep all Y'all. Till then, I'm chillin.

I truly do want to believe this, but faith fails me. We as a species are way overdue for a healthy mass extinction.

@BigDinWaunakee >_< you stole my birthday meep....lol

My birthday is Saturday, will be a meep of a present if all the whack jobs suddenly disappear.

@BigDinWaunakee

How I plan to spend Friday 5/20 (We will be in Vegas):

Sloth: Will have slept in from the bender the night before

Greed: I plan on playing some blackjack and will want to win.

Wrath: Will angrily reprimand the player to my right for hitting on a 15 when the dealer is showing a 6, thereby robbing me of the precious face card I need

Envy: Will wish I'd sat at a table where the stupid player was not sitting.

Despair: Will mourn the loss of my gambling wad on the first night

Gluttony: We have a reservation at Bouchon for dinner

Lust: Wife and I will get a hooker for after dinner menage a trois

Pride: Will feel pretty proud of myself for not making our 2-hour investment last only 5 minutes

See you all in meep.

haven't we been through this on at least a few different occasions since y2k? it's not going to happen, and if the bible holds true at all then the third antichrist has been killed (bin laden, after hitler and napoleon) and we have about a thousand year's peace before anything happens

I believe the 1000 years peace is after the rapture. After that, Satan is bound and thrown into meep.

Let's replace "I read it as" instead of "I believe".

Stephen Fry discusses the origins of these rapture ready retards.

in any event, nothing is going to happen in a few day

"Is this in America, by any chance?"

Excellent.

Well I'm going to sin like a mothermeeper, just in case.

^ They sent their nutty, religious snapper heads here for a reason. Nobody wants a meeping lunatic living next door.

The only problem I have with this Rapture theory is that it doesn't often enough include preemptively drinking the delicious purple flavored koolaid or packing their pockets with coins, putting on matching Nike's and eating poison.

I just sent them an email:

"Dear Sir/Madam,

As one who does not believe Judgement Day is on Saturday, I challenge you to put your money where your mouth is, so to speak, and agree to leave all your collective remaining liquid assets (cash, bearer bonds, precious metals, etc) and other valuable assets (cars, houses, boats, Patek-Phillippe watches, IRA's, life insurance policies, etc) to me on Sunday so that I might collect them on Monday. As you will no longer be around, this should present no problem for you. You shouldn't need the money to fund your ministry at this late date: there is little time left to spread the word. The assets may just come in handy for me in the coming tribulation; I may even use it to convert and save whoever I can!

If you choose not to leave any monies to me, I will assume you don't really believe the looming date is valid either. If you do, please contact me to make the necessary arrangements. I can even fly out there to receive monies in person this week, just purchase me an airplane ticket!

Best to you, and may your place in Heaven be assured!"

I will post all my loot as it comes rolling in. Should I make it a forum post?

May 21 is the day I get the judgement on my food stamp case. I wish I were kidding.

Oh man Bob, they are going to deny you, and when that happens you'll let out a rapid sucession of nukes on em' effectively ending the world.

^YES.
EVERYBODY meepING DO THIS!!!

Lol, i just realized, tbe concert i'm going to is on the 21st lol, i hope the bands aren't crhistian, it'd be a helluva show but not the one i paid for.

Now if i could only learn to type while intoxicated you'd allbe able to understand wtf i'm saying.@anothermonkeyenslaved

They still haven't given me their belongings! Can you believe it? It's not like they'll need them. Gosh.