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Redheads

inarticulate moaning sounds

Decider: Wotak

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Wotak

Redheads have a very overwhelming primal effect on me. Any freckled, green eyed redhead on the face of this planet could own me with a glance.

  • SexNinja
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Unfortunately they have no souls.

  • pete56
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Pretty much the same for me, godevillivedog, and I'd probably lose
certain powers of concentration I currently take for granted.

  • Wotak
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They will destroy your soul.

  • pete56
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Souls are over rated. Don't you ever watch Supernatural?

  • MstrLance
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Some of them look like they get their soullessness out of a bottle.

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Even blondes wanna achieve superior status, MstrLance

  • JohnLenin
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Lots of drapes that don't match the carpeting. If there's even any carpeting to be seen. Kids these days.

  • MstrLance
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At least it's just waxed tile and not hardwood.

Is it me or do redheads seem to prowl around on all fours more often? Nothing wrong with that.

One of my more recents exes was a redhead, meeping insane, literally. Just got out of a stay in the pyschiatric ward. Hot as meep though and really liked to be nekkid.

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I heard that redhead nipples can be ground down to make a potent aphrodisiac.

  • JohnLenin
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I just use the whole redhead. Pulp is good for you.

Don't care how undressed they are, I'm still filled with the olde European urge to tie rocks to their ankles and throw them in a lake.

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^ Probably best for everyone.

O MY GOD I LOVE THIS

Needs moar Amber Dawn. There's a few of her, but not nearly enough.

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HMMMNM NNNNMMM NMMM MMMMNNNNFFF

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