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  • pete56
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Japanese lab invents Internet kissing machine

Playing suck face with a straw. Next up : getting it on with your sody pop.

Decider: SexNinja

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If you would like to have one of these innovative machines, shoot yourself now.

  • sunny77
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can we have a weeaboo tag?

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ok all that weeaboo bullmeep aside, i'd probably break this if i had one. i'm kind of...aggressive.

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Good point. Aggressive unsavoriness can have a negative affect on sensitive electronic equipment.

  • MstrLance
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This might actually work if you kiss like a housefly.

  • Heather
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If there was a game application enabling bad kissers could practice, this would be a great idea.

Haha, this was the most amusing thing i have seen/read, in about a week, on the web at least. I can see people using the other end on something a little lower. My ex said that if there was ever something like this, she would get it so she can meep easier. I almost want to see this happen in America, just so i can see how many people get it and use it for its INTENDED purpose.

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