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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
BeachGoat
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Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Cow scabies.
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I could not be paid enough to see Transformers 3, ever.
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@meepbox
Thanks for commenting.
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@meepbox
Thanks for commenting.
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Well you, sir, are not welcome.
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VickySwarm is one sweet dude.
May07 '11
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KIndly elaborate why is the mode of people here is so rough I am just working fine.
May07 '11
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It weeds out the weak and infirm. If you can weather the meepstorm, we'll begrudgingly accept you.
May07 '11
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Rare indeed is the link good enough to catch 4 DELETE votes.
May07 '11
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OK OK calm down calm down............. oh no meep .
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No Dude Because this aint a drug store.....
May07 '11
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There is a place for stuff like this though. It is called the Youtube graveyard/crapyard/cadaver exchange,dude.Thats where the youtube usually goes, unless it is really relevant, dude.
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@bobacus
You dont tell me relevent....
May07 '11
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The meep you say.
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@bobacus
buzz off
May07 '11
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is that you, qwerty?
May07 '11
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Nah, Qwerty had much better comebacks than this moron.
@VickySwarm
Let me give you some advice. Instead of clipswarming your own rejected meep link, and whining about how mean we are for not appreciating this giant pile of festering meep, suck it up and go and find something interesting that we might like, If you have bothered to read any of the links that make the front page, you know what that is. If you haven't, then I stand by the "moron" tag I gave you above, and you need to meep off back to where you came from.
May07 '11
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it kind of feels like a bot, but i could be wrong
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OH, and don't be rude to the long-term residents, it doesn't pay.
@sunny
This idiot actually sounds more like Zapple, without the politics.
May08 '11
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meep your own twats off meepers.
May08 '11
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:D
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Yeah, that's about a Zapple-level insult.
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@VickySwarm
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Heeeeey Vicky's warm!
May08 '11
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After you have been thoroughly gang-raped, humiliated, and disemboweled you can then meepeth offeth.
Please read the following sentence in your best Dr. Spock voice...."The sentence structure of StickyVicky appears to be non-human, Captain."
May08 '11
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has anyone else relieved private messages from this meephead?
May08 '11
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Not here.
You suppose english-as-a-second-language-Vickybot is programmed to seek out female allies?
Not that the girls here would need to.
Personally, what I know about Sunny already has me a little frightened of her.
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@sunny77
>has anyone else relieved private messages from this meephead?
yes
May08 '11
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PM me, warm Vickys.
WEIGHT, WAT?
May08 '11
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Personally, what I know about Sunny already has me a little frightened of her.
lol'd
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@sunny77
>has anyone else relieved private messages from this meephead?
Me too.
May08 '11
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Captain, the entity has discovered a way into our communication systems. Decks 10 through 43 are receiving strange invitations to... her words, not mine... "meep her meep until she cries."
Hmmmm, very illogical, as an computer application does not possess a physical meep passage.
Very interesting. Let me run some meep-ysis on her.
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Welcome Vickyswarm,
As an official LS administrator I would welcome some pictures of your tittos.
May08 '11
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@LORDKAHUNA
Just out of interest, does this thread hold the record for most comments on a deleted (four "X" votes) link?
May08 '11
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Fools, the whole lot of ye.
May08 '11
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are you responsible for this?
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Nice try.
May08 '11
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it would be unsurprising and well-played to say the least
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Captain.
Sick bay reports that Vicky has infected two of the crewmen with the clap. They were found meeping the food replicator in ten forward. Somehow she/it convinced them it was her mouth.
That is all.