Alone in the Wilderness
Classic film about a dude living off the land.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




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this dude is my idol!
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Still have this on VHS. Love how the guys feels like a lazy piece of meep because his cabin wasn't up in 4 days.
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Great movie! The timber he is using looks very easy to work with.
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saw this on PBS a few years back at like 2 in the morning rolling home all hammered. dude was so cool I stayed up and watched the whole thing.
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I have not seen this in many moons. Wish I'd followed suit.
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That meeping door hinge he made....No, none of us could do this.
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I bet Wotak could whittle one.I bet Spankercheif could eat boards and meep one.
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I'll follow Spanky into the wilderness any day. Wotak is too full of hate to do any good. I'd bet Fastlane could provide a supper or two..
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we can make liquor to sweeten our lips
Of pumpkins and parsnips and walnut-tree chips
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Hate is the wind beneath my wings.
Also, meep P. is one of me heros.
Also, I'd eat ghostrider first and carve hinges out of his hip bones.
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oh my
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I've hunted game, tanned hides and cured meat. I've grown potatoes, okra, corn, peppers, radishes, onions etc. I've carved out my own spoons and bowls and built all sorts of furniture. I've built lean-to's and weathered a (mild)winter in the canyon. I've spent months isolated from all of humanity in..well okay admittedly noisy and annoying teenage-version of commune with nature.
But I had to find the skills myself over the years and there wasn't any real flow or concept as to what it was leading to.
I swear that if I had seen this at eighteen (and had any concept of what lay ahead in my life), I would have sat at the door to that man's cabin and begged him to teach me the way to live that life he lived. To be so at peace with the world and take joy in the little everyday tasks that make it livable.
It made me happy to see him cut up that caribou into workable chunks for the small animals to carry away and safely feed on. I wouldn't have thought of that.
He CARED.
And JEEBUS meep that man had STAMINA!
Did anybody else take in the INSANE amount of work this guy was doing? He had it all so organised it's pretty obvious that this whole thing was years, if not decades in the planning.
Building it all from scratch. Ripsawing boards LENGTHWISE ...BY HAND... for planks?!!
Yeah, he had a buddy bringing in some supplies every now and then, but he really didn't need much.
What an awesome way to spend a retirement!
But sadly, I don't think there's a place left where you can stay without trespassing, or cut down that many trees, or find water clean enough to drink out of the stream bed.
Anyway, I like my power tools and warm showers...
Calming down now.
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@spankerchief
True dat.