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  • pete56
  • Apr19 '11
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Cell phones: the stalkers newest tool

Another kink in the age of too much information.

Decider: HOBO

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kind of ambivalent on this one. Not really news is it?

Newest tool? The article is 4 years old.

  • hoyaguru
  • Apr19 '11

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Hey, here's a crazy idea: Maybe get rid of the cell phones, and don't get new ones. People actually survived up until just a few years ago without cell phones. No cell phones, no crazy cell phone calls.

Oh, and if they want to catch who is doing this, maybe check on the computer geek that the 16 year old daughter treated like meep in school, I'll bet there's at least one.

Good looking blonde people in trouble with a technology twist?

This reality show would make for boffo ratings and If it's on cable we can even see mom's meep once in while.

Does anyone know how I would go about optioning this story? Let's keep the idea on the QT for now though.

  • pete56
  • Apr19 '11

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I'm too old to give a meep about dated articles.
I never look at the dates.
I'll leave that to you younger guys who are worried about their futures, or hiding your pasts.

"Maybe get rid of the cell phones, and don't get new ones. "

Some ideas are so obvious that only smart people will think of them.

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