this is why meeps should be eradicated
I bet this chick does this for fun.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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downvoting this because of headline. Get some class, meep.
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^this was much nicer than what i was going to post
Apr13 '11
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Why don't you scoop it, and I'll up vote your link.Just be classy about it.
Apr14 '11
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Personally, I am PRO meep.
Apr14 '11
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gunned Toby Mathis down among the aisles of cheap merchandise
lole
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Couldn't agree more MonkeySlave. Might I suggest you start with yourself?
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Let me get this right? The accused murder's son was meeping dumb enough to confront the ex-boyfriend, then proceeded to jump on a moving vehicle, from which he got flung at 35 MPH, because he is NOT TJ Hooker. The injuries sustained from this stupid act lead to his demise, so he basically killed his stupid sef.
The equally stupid father, thinking that his son was forced to jump on a moving vehicle, decides that the driver is guilty of killing his son. He then decides to gun down the "killer" in a white trash Taj-Mahal?
I love when natural selection works. Makes it worth getting up in the day.
Git Er Done... Took Our Jawbs.... Heez a Muslum.
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This thread, BEST THREAD TODAY!
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"To have those lives ended so quickly over something as petty as a girl..." ~ The Sheriff
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Also
Dollar General, That should be an indicator that nothing will end well.
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wasn't this a squidbillies episode?
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^yes.
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@StartRecordingNow
I <3 this comment
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GIT YER HANDS OF'N MA meep! LETS FITE! WAIT! COME BACK! DED.
LS lols come directly from an endless stream of stupider persons.
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@sunny77 @ghostrider The headline wasn't meant to be serious, and posted before i had a chance to fix it, i wanted that to be a joke in the summary, and the summary to be the title, but i'm technologically retarded. Any offense taken was not meant. My apologies.
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it's cool, you should just include your tag next time. cheers :)
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< sarcasm > tag, jfc
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Ah, that would probably have been more effective.
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The chick got greedy for for meeps and now she gets none.
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Transylvania County? Why is there a Transylvania County in North Carolina?
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Transylvania County: Sucking More Than Just Blood
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Reality TV ain't got nothin' on the south.
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Haha. I used to live 20 minutes from this place. No better place in the south to get moonshine. Not kidding.
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^ Ha ha, nobody is surprised by this. Idiot rich soils tend to provide a lot of idiots.
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You probably would have loved it, tak. I could only handle it for a year. Dragon's Tail is a hellova place to go run over people on Harleys at high speeds with a Mazda, though.