GoDaddy CEO killing an elephant

Here's the huffpo

Proceeded to meep Dania Patrick on top of dead carcass.

I love the GoDaddy hats!

Why don't the villagers kill the elephants themselves if they are that hungry? Freaking cave men did it, grab a spear and throw it.

i think the technical term is "chuck" not "throw"

Wotak with elephants. "I'm doing a social good! I help prevent disease due to overpopulation and encroachment on human territory! I feed my family and friends and reduce the need for cramped cattle buturies!"

True, but you really just think it's fun to kill things that can't defend themselves because it makes you feel good about yourself. Pathetic.

maybe he ate it.

@Richard_Parker

but you really just think it's fun to kill things that can't defend themselves because it makes you feel good about yourself. Pathetic.

that's h0m0 talk..

Like Hillary said, "It takes a village, to eat an elephant"

BOOMHEADSCHODT!

Every now and then you have to kill a few elephants just to remind the others not to get too uppity. I hate when those meeps walk around all fancy with their armnoses all stuck up in the air. meep those conceited jerks. It would make me feel better about myself if I just shot one or two of em.

^ Man talk..

He had to shoot the elephant to steal his uppity armnose...they have a new procedure.

I don't know about you guys, but I just registered 50 websites with Go Daddy in support of PETA. Wait...close enough.

You're not as easy as you used to be, 'Tak. Where's the fire gone? I think our relationship has gone frigid.

I want a divorce.

Looks like the pseudo-science has finally rendered that accutane tainted brain of yours into a big bowl of jello puddin. Take a bow, Beeker.

You know, I had faith that you'd pull through when it counts.

You know, I had faith that you'd pull me off like you did that kid at the home coming dance. You know, the one in the gym shower.

You lied to me then and you've been lying to yourself ever since.

There is nothing worth saving left between us, meep.

You make it impossible to tell you the meeping truth. So why don't I start now?

If your idea of meep wan't me jerking you off like one of your boyfriends at the gym, then you wouldn't have made me into a meep.

And I know you always secretly think about people meepting on you while we meep.

We haven't 'meeped' since you were 7. Now that your 12 I find you repulsively skinny and full of, well full of yourself. There is just no room for me. Darwin will have to deal with you. I'm just not interested. I'll put your box of hotwheels under the tire swing. Go meep yourself with them.

I will. I guess now you'll have time to keep failing at trying to play with people your own age.

See, this is what happens when you put an ex-con and a former Audio/Visual Aide in the same room. Now play nice, kids...

:Watches raptly, popcorn in hand:

@Richard_Parker

I don't think you'd be surprised to 'learn' that 99.9% of the people who visit this site on a regular basis AND are closer to my age than yours - share my delicious disdain for everything that is you.

Also, I have meep with some of them.

Also, while we're having meep, we laugh about you.

Just like the last female you asked for a coffee date.

Oh meep. I started this, and I totally bailed. That's irresponsible of me. Lemme right this:

Wotak, your mom's so fat she has an event horizon.

Also, your troll-fu is so weak I lost interest after five posts.