Boy defends self and people get all retarded about it

"We don't believe that violence is ever the answer" (Bullmeep, Violence is ALWAYS the answer)

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

  • dent
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Someone give that fat kid a meep for his efforts!

Awesome.

  • GrapeApe
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^ Yes.

  • shitbox
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That was badass. Bully was still conscious though, he shoulda stomped his face for a few then knocked out the kids friend too. Still pretty epic. Bet that little meep won't meep with that kid again now especially with the shame of a self induced beat down on the innanets.

Ok here's an alternate view:

little twerp finally summons the courage to stand up his long time and chubby tormentor . At the urging of his friends he decides that a few well placed punches to the face and body will show chubby tormentor that he will not take his abuse any longer. Chubby tormentor body slams little twerp and re-affirms the natural order. School yard is again brought to heel.

The End

^ Nice piece of fan fiction, but the body language in the video tells the real story.

  • dafuck
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wow.. crude and simple yet elegant..

Video with faces and voices.

Photorealist, did you actually read the article?

Not to mention that the actual article states that the bigger kid was a constant target of bullies

@LORDKAHUNA

- I don't read anything over 137 characters

This is the internet

lighten up

  • shitbox
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@ghostrider

^ Nice piece of fan fiction, but the body language in the video tells the real story.

True dat. I watched it w/out sound and came to the same conclusion.

  • MstrLance
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So why all the claptrap about cyber-bullying? Because someone posted the vid after the fact? What does the incident have to do with cyber-bullying? It sounds like somebody is trying to shoehorn this current event into their grassroots movement.

"When talking isn't the answer, violence is."

I got bullied a lot because I I was born with ectodermal dysplasia, so my teeth were severely deformed. (not anymore, I have dentures now at the tender age of 20) Between the constant bullying, I had an epiphany. The day after I went to school and there was one of the regulars. He walked over to me and opened his mouth, at which point, I stuffed my fist in it. I beat him very badly in front of his friends and about 100 students. And guess what? I never heard from him again, he knew what the score was.

There are people who words cannot reach, and violence is a universal language. I have never met someone who couldn't be put in their place with psychical force. Beat someone bad enough and they will NEVER mess with you again.

4 out of 5 dentists agree.

^NICE^

I got bullied a lot because I was born a meep. I never hit anyone back. Once I ran away and dropped the trumpet my mom made me play in band. When I went back to get it the bully had meeped it all up.

Now I am cooler than Fonzie. Go figure.

@StartRecordingNow

You were born a meep and a meep shall you remain. :P

I will say this though, dentures are overrated. Jeez.

  • spod
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HULK ANGRY!!

  • SexNinja
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Not really something to celebrate. He could have easily killed him instead of just breaking his face/leg/whatever. As usual the adults in authority positions should be blamed here, but will not be.

When I started to get bullied at a new school my dear saintly MOTHER showed me how to throw and block a punch and a few simple wrestling moves. Problem instantly solved forever. Ma still meepes about the bruises I gave her learning how to not be a meep.

@meepNinja

Oh boo-meepin-hoo.

I was tormented relentlessly all throughout school. I take it out on the dog.

  • BeachGoat
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Sadly, all being bullied taught me is how to make timers for explosives and wait for the right moment to take revenge...when they least expect it. There is noting like an m-80 and a quart of rancid pudding in a locker to show a 7th grade punk what's up.

  • sunny77
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seeking vengence is silly. everything balances out, as far as my experience.

I had glasses, braces and a stupid accent for most of my junior high years. I also hada guy who bullied me by sneaking up and whispering the filthiest meep. He was really good at doing it fast and when no adults were around, so even though I told teachers they never saw him do it. One day I couldn't take it any more. The dude leaned over my shoulder and started whispering. I took the freshly sharpened pencil off my desk and jammed it in his cheek. The lead and a bunch of splinters broke off under his skin. I got in trouble, but he never bothered me again. Added bonus: dude had ended up with a scar that looked like a giant blackhead.

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@BeachGoat

Sadly, all being bullied taught me is how to make timers for explosives and wait for the right moment to take revenge...when they least expect it. There is noting like an m-80 and a quart of rancid pudding in a locker to show a 7th grade punk what's up.

  • JohnLenin
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Being bullied taught me that humor can be very disarming. So disarming that you can basically walk up to a guy after a joke and punch his nose into the back of his head with fairly little resistance.

@JohnLenin

Being bullied taught me that humor can be very disarming. So disarming that you can basically walk up to a guy after a joke and punch his nose into the back of his head with fairly little resistance.

Oldest trick in the book. Soccer mom's and out-of-touch-with-reality psychologists suggest you use humor to disarm a situation.

"Hey little man, you're a meepgot."

"Hahah, I AM a meepgot!"

Doing it wrong.

The better thing to do is...

"Hey little man, you're a meepgot".

"Yeah? Well you're bleeding from your meep, rapee'."

  • hoyaguru
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That was the greatest video I've seen in AGES! Reminds me of a kid I grew up with (a few grades below me) with the unfortunate name of Creed Pogue, who had a crewcut all his life, and was genius smart. A bully's dream. After years of abuse, he snapped one day, picked up his desk (the grade school kind, where you could put your books inside) and slammed it over the head of the kid who was bullying him. Knocked the bully out, ambulance ride, stitches, concusion, and little Creed got suspended for 3 days. When he came back, NO one meeped with him again, he was a hero to the other kids who got bullied. Thirty years later I still remember Creed Pogue, can't for the life of me remember the name of the bully who got knocked out.

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