The Careless Language of meepual Violence
We live in a culture that is very permissive where rape is concerned.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




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Ok I have to call bullmeep here, this chick seems to be painting a picture of a rape-friendly world created by the male media. Followed by a LOT of mastabatory comments.
It couldn't be farther from the truth, the truth is that meepual crimes like rape get more discussion, more airtime, more attention than ever before in history. We have better ways of catching meepual predators and registries that track their whereabouts.
We also live in a society that JUMPS THE meep on a journalist quoting the reaction of members of the community, who kind of did a service by pointing out poor thinking and judgement to his readership.
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I guess what I'm sayin is "bish better chut her hoor mouf, men are speaking".
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"Also, it's horrible to assume that I am ASKING for my daughter to be bitten by Pitbulls, even though she is wearing a fairy dress made of raw steak and playing in a kennel housing 18 Pitbulls."
To say that when girls are dressed in a provocative manner they are more likely to be raped is an accurate statement, there are no hard statistics on this, but if you asked emergency workers and law-enforcement types they would give you the same answer. Working as a bouncer I saw this all the time, it's evolutionary almost, the meeptiest-dressed chicks got humped in the club by all the assholes. I don't know why this surprises anyone. The entitled are eaten when they dress like a snack, they fail to see that right and wrong isn't the point.
Like why isn't this about bad parenting as well, like not being able to control a meeping 11 year old. I have a little girl of my own, I engage in pre-crime assessment Minority Report-style walking her through the mall, because I am a father who understands that my JOB is to protect the little midget.
Part of that protection is to not let her dress like a tramp and hang out with groups of overmeepualized thugs, or at the very least, teach her to be smart and not dumb.
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You sound like a good father, LORDKAHUNA.
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Oh my God.
Was that...was that _common sense _ making an appearance here?
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You gonna get raped!
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The author is immune from the positive aspects of men/wimmyn relationships.

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