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queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




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meep your NYT log-in. Find a better link.
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I didn't gat a login, but here is an link http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7459716.html
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"These boys are going to have to live with this for the rest of their lives..."
HA. HA.
:Gets back to work on katana:
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Thanks Fastlane.
Yeah, string 'em up, along with the parents who let her walk around like that.
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I used to live around there, this is not uncommon, some many little skanks with no guidance its sad.
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I remember seeing a rack of pink preteen shirts with the big sparkly words" porn star" on them in Marshall TX.True story, Worse yet, I saw one on a 9 year old kid in another dollar store 12 miles away.
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everything about this makes me carp sad
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there is no hope for us
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Haha, the liberal rag (NYT) omits the faces of the suspects. Not THIS one though. :/
Victim blaming is not uncommon, especially in poverty stricken, ignorant, meep-holes like Texas.
The fact the child's clothes are even being discussed is a testament to the ignorance and absolute retardation of the process of thought that those who blame are undergoing, it's a process and the south is leading the way.
:pisses gasoline on soapbox and burns it:
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You know... some people wear shirts to be ironic, funny, sarcastic, satirist, etc etc. But if any girl under 18 wears "Porn Star".... wtf does that mean? Htf are you supposed to take that? The only thing I can think of is "that girl must be into pedophiles". If she's mature enough to know what it is, she's mature enough not to wear it at that age. Not only that, but kids, especially girls, think they can do whatever the meep they want without consequences. Parents and guardians are so overprotective and treat them like royalty. They deserve the belt when necessary. God forbid they should realize they let their little angel turn into a meep. Or a rapist.
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most astonishing of all I think is the perpetrator's skin color.
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I just had a discussion with my youngest(girl) a couple of days ago about all the alarmist meep in the news about muslims, oil prices, the economy, world-wide riots, union-breaking, wars, etc. And all the fear-mongering going on is doing nothing but fanning the flames.
She tells me she doesn't feel safe.
I don't know how to explain that no one is ever totally safe.
There's no reason why someone couldn't just tap on my front door right now, put a couple of slugs in my head, rape my daughter and then cut her throat when they're done (or the screaming gets too annoying.)
I just know that odds are against it happening.
I have a gun just in case, but I don't expect to ever have to use it.
I'm probably wrong for not being scared of the world, but there's only degrees of safety. You'd lose your mind if you had to watch every move of the people around you, thinking any or all of them meant you harm.
Just to maintain your sanity, you have to draw a line in the sand and say: "This is as many precautions as I'm gonna take. Anything more is gonna make life not worth living."
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@Masteryoda
The parents were busy purchasing cold medicine and Drano.
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@spankerchief
And I live in a place where I can leave the keys in the car and the doors unlocked all night.
Sucks to live where you do.
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^THIS. it took me a long while to get used to how safe it is here. i seem to go on about australia a good bit, but it really is a whole 'nother world
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Sometimes I wish I had a shower head with a setting such as, "Casting a Protection Spell" or "Water Snuggle." Life can be disappointing and we all deserve comfort.
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Indeed I have such a beastie!
@slippedhole
75 gallons, 10 jets and 3HP of ball-tickling hot watery goodness.
(meep, I haven't gotten in it in literally YEARS)
Thanks for the idea!
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Girls who dress in ways I or my religion deem inappropriate are asking to be raped!
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@spankerchief
Dude, don't tell her she can't be totally safe. She's gotta figure that out for herself. If you tell her, she'll just believe you, but not understand it, and it will make her (more) anxious. If you lie to her, one day she'll figure out it's a lie, but odds are that by the time she has the faculties necessary to do that, she'll also have the faculties necessary to take care of herself.
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@meepbox
I see black people.
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Relax, man.
She's been getting counseling, and all she's heard from me is that everybody's safer than the news makes us out to be.
But:
Her real dad did a bang-up job:smiles through gritted teeth: So she's unlikely to feel safe no matter what anyone tells her.
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Good article re news coverage of this