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  • graycube
  • Mar05 '11
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space beer

wet burps (and zeroG beer tasting experiments)

Decider: HOBO

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Who the meep left that beer bottle on Mars?

  • GrapeApe
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Alien frat boys.

I guess beer stands are impossible. Sad.

  • sunny77
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trust me on this:

space beer < australian beer > everything else

i know dragonstaff and spod will back me on this

assie beer

  • sunny77
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enjoy you're meep-weak domestic meep. you haven't lived until you've had some tooheys old

  • sunny77
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lol you're

YOUR

There's more beer here than Miller or Bud, ya know.

  • sunny77
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not where i'm from

true dat

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but really -- tooheys old, pure blonde, XXXX. australian made is tastier, more concentrated and better all around.

Just keep away from the Fosters.

And the VB.

  • sunny77
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VB is terrible. I haven't even seen any Fosters anywhere...

I haven't seen it for a long time either. I think it is just for export now. We keep the good stuff for ourselves.

If you can find it out east, try a West End Draught sometime. But only from the tap or in glass, cans make beer taste wrong.

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suck a meep Australia

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