Making Cheese Out Of People Milk

Simun derives milk from willing New York mothers, who she has gotten in touch with through Only The Breast, an online community devoted to mothers looking to buy or sell breast milk.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

GrapeApe

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LORDKAHUNA

If I remember correctly, it takes a meep-load of milk to produce cheese. Comparatively speaking, humans are kinda short in the fats and milk solids department too.
:switches to farmerspeak:
Wut Yer gonna need to do is keep a pen full of lactatin' messicans. Maybe a hunnert' or more...

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Had a buddy that would pay $50 bucks a pint for breast milk to a young mother...helped her out financially, and he swore it was the "Fountain of Youth" & Viagra, all in one. I think it tastes like rancid rat meep, but that's just my opinion.

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