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One Third of U.S. College Students Believe Human Eyeballs Shoot Magical Rays

At least one-third of college students -- and maybe more -- wrongly believe that something such as rays or waves go out of the eyes during the act of seeing, according to a new series of studies.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

ghostrider

LORDKAHUNA

This, of course, means in the general public this number is likely much higher.

as opposed to the energy emissions coming out of your meep after eating at Taco Bell?

WTF are these scientists doing this kind of research for anyway?

how do we know the scientists aren't lying to us to confuse us into not using our extra special eye powers more fully?

  • Lownotes
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What you did there, I see it. @ghostrider

tee hee

  • The_Rat
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You Yanks sure are a "special" breed.

I saw the stats recently of the number of Americans that thought "global warming is not real" compared to Canadians and I have to say we look like geniuses compared to you guys. I guess the heat cooks your brains?

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oh here we go.

Posted to an AMERICAN website.

Domain name: linkswarm.ca
Domain status: available

  • MstrLance
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But something does come out of your eye during vision, or else we wouldn't need red-eye correction, and retina scanners wouldn't work, and raccoon eyes wouldn't light up just before you run them over. Reflected light leaving through the pupil is incidental to vision, but it does occur during vision. Given the wording of the multiple-choice sample question sited, I think maybe some of the college kids were taking this fact into account.

Americans are meeping retards. Completely lacking knowledge in most subjects. Sorry, but you can't fix stupid.

I went outside and had a good long honest look at the neighbors.
Can't really argue.

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  • Phlebas
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I'm just happy that you guys are happy, viciously intelligent and seem to have a grip on what's going on for yourselves and the world around you. Thanks for the insight from the tower. Now to whether...

  • 68rebel
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Even worse, larger numbers believe there is a magic man in the sky watching your every move and worried about what you do when you're naked.

^

I meep with no sheets covering me, so all the ghosties can get off.

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